O. M. G. This is all in the Oscars goodie bag

Case #lifegoals is for me definitely since yesterday to catch the Oscars live once. Not on TV, but just in the hall. When I saw it yesterday, there were a lot of happy faces in the audience. And unknown faces too, by the way. They were sitting up on the balcony, but you are still at the Oscars. Totally fine then. Especially when you hear what's in that goodie bag... That's quite different from a free sample or a voucher. No, there’s over 200,000 euros (or dollars? Either way, bizarrely a lot of money) in this goodie bag. There is a small ‘but‘ to it: you have to be an Oscar nominee to receive this. But when I watched the show yesterday, it felt like there were about 100 categories, so being nominated in one of those is something that could still happen to all of us, right? A girl can dream.

What was all in it? For example, a golden e-cigarette, a cruise on a luxury yacht, and a lot of cosmetic treatments. The company Lash Ferry put together the goodie bag and stated that companies are always very eager to donate something for the goodie bag. That aforementioned cruise is by the way the most expensive gift in it, and the cruise goes towards Antarctica. Not exactly sunny, but very cool and also something that has been on my bucket list for a long time. As you might have guessed, I just missed out on this goodie bag. Unfortunately.

If you do love the sun, you don't have to be disappointed either. A five-night stay at the Waikiki Beachcomber lifestyle hotel in Hawaii is also included, as well as a stay at the Faro Complida lighthouse in Spain. For eight people. A dinner at Flora’s Kitchen in Cabo, Mexico, is also included and I don't know that restaurant but it seems to be a big deal.

Further in the goodie bag of 2020, or well, of the century: a private phone call with Jessica McGregor, a life coach who has published her own book. But also a lot of jewelry, such as from The Afghan Hope Collection and an 18k gold necklace from Blush & Whimsy. And we’re not done yet… With sunglasses made by PETA, a 24k Royal Chakra Bath Bomb, because why not? That’s taking a bath to another level. You can relax completely for free at the Golden Door spa in San Diego.

Those cosmetic treatments I mentioned earlier have a value of about $25,000 and you can go to the injection doctor for a dose of botox, all from New York cosmetic surgeon Konstantin Vasyukevich. If you want to look healthy but also be healthy, you get a free medicine kit based on your DNA. Furthermore, the goodie bag is completed with sleep products, moisturizing products for your skin, and a year of free consultations with a doctor Salas-Whalen.

Okay, I’m sold: I need to have this goodie bag. Hey Leo, too bad you didn’t win an Oscar but you surely don’t want to head to the North Pole alone? I thought so. Say no more. I’m in.