Paris Hilton cooking on YouTube is the worst thing you will see today

Sometimes you see something from someone and you think: oh no, just don't. And sometimes you don't just think it, but you have to protect the person in question and say it out loud. Paris Hilton cooking on YouTube, for example. As René van der Gijp would say: ‘Ah, no way, just stop it. Just don't do it, man.’ The intro alone. The rainbow/cloud sweater. The walk, her assistant/dog ‘Diamond Baby’. The fact that this woman doesn't even taste her own pasta at the end. The kind of sports gloves she cooks with? HAHAAAAAA. I don't even know if the word cringeworthy covers it. I don't even know if there's still enamel on my teeth. Or if my neck hairs haven't spontaneously caught fire. I don't even know if I find Paris intensely cool and brilliant or terrible. I'm only now realizing how much Kim Kardashian (the woman who once organized her closet) is a reflection of Paris's personality. How many different emotions can a person have?! Paris, I love you and I find you terrible. And brilliant. I think. Or something. Difficult. Well, judge for yourself.