Temptation Island Brabbels: episode 3

You’re not gonna Tempt me. You’re not gonna get me, noohooohoooo. Shall I just say it right away? With a straight leg in it? Where is… the juice to naklets?

Putverdeurie, what has Tempah become with his hearts, connections, leveling and every three minutes the word spirituality. But just moving on to this week's babble? I wrote them with extra hearts to level for an extra deep spiritual connection with you.

1. Let’s start right away with a Tempah quiz. Which statement did Sonny NOT make but should he make?

A: I can proudly say that I genuinely have something to offer every woman.
B: I can make both of you fall in love with me.
C: I’m glad I helped her grow up.
D: I, I, I, ME. I have a narcissistic personality disorder.

2. But wait a minute. We are now on day 3 and both Sonny and Gregory are ‘maybe done’ with their relationship? Are these the same boys who were glued to their girlfriend's lips three days ago? Is this alcohol? Man talk? Acting tough on cam? I mean it, are these people actors? Love or leave? What a strange addition. They give up their relationship faster than during the regular Tempah editions. Nothing has even happened???

3. Denise has a malfunction in her head.
Can relate with da galll so much.

4. I must say I’m really watching in dumb amazement how Sonny is first flirting with two chicks at the same time and then brushing them off. Or no, wait, he doesn’t want to go on a date with his crush because he’s in the process with Jaydi to see if they can part ways amicably or if it stops?… JAYDI? LEAVE!!!

5. If 2020 were a Temptation breakfast in bed.

Liyah: ‘I brought you some tea.’
‘Where are the croissants?’
‘Sorry, the production budget was used up.’
Fucking corona.

6. And the award for the diss of the week goes to… Sports coach Sophie.
‘In terms of appearance, you’re not my type, but you are a beautiful person. Inside. I think. Or something. You know, maybe your sunglasses are just nice. Hey, look behind you, nice, a bird, I have to go bye.’

7.  Hoohoooooi model/personal trainer Matthijs. How u doin’, boy. #Zswoon

8. Naaa, are those guys really sending that Carré away? Totally no taste. She was one of the nicest in the house, right? How is that?

9. Three gems on Twitter that we can’t miss this week.

1. ‘Summary of episode 2: Blablabla connection blablabla connection blablabla connection blablabla connection blablabla connection.’
2. ‘Well guys, I’m looking for the connection with my bed and turning off the connection light. I find that really very spiritual.’
3. ‘Well, the loser of the season is already known. Give this boy eight 2020’s or something.’ #Sonny

HAHAHA, giving someone eight 2020’s. Brutal.

10.Are you also ‘confident in yourself?’ Great comment.

P.P.S. Heart at the bottom to connect to keep my spirituality light burning.

I’m on… Fireballlll, tutututututttuuu.

P.P.S. Talking online? Making friends on Insta can be here. @kikiduren.

Image: RTL