The ex-files: A lineup of all the ladies of Leo DiCaprio

This year marks 25 years since Leo stole all our hearts. And while he did start with some ladies who were older (and taller, sorry Leo), later the curve showing Leo's age and that of his girls went completely the other way. Or as was joked during the premiere of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (which lasts more than three hours): “By the end of this premiere, Leonardo’s date will be too old for him.”

1994: Model Bridget Hall

Those were the days when the age difference was only three years…

1995: Naomi Campbell

1997: Demi Moore

That brings the average age up a bit.

1996-1998: Kirsten Zang

Yes, there was Demi Moore cheerfully popping in. But hey, I only heard about it. I wasn't in the mix. Way too old.

1997: Helena Christensen

1998: Eva Herzigova

You'd almost think it's cooler to find a model who hasn't been with Leo than the other way around.

2000-20005: Gisele Bündchen

What a cool couple that was, although I think Tom Brady makes her happier.

2005-2011: Bar Refaeli

2011: Blake Lively

2011-2012: Erin Heatherton

2013: Kat Torres

2013-2014: Toni Garrn

2015: Kelly Rohrbach

2016: Rihanna

2016: Nina Agdal

2017: Camilla Morrone

There is much speculation about whether Camilla is finally the long-awaited keeper. I hope so, Leo. You're 45, just go for it now. Give the world some drop-dead gorgeous kids.