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The juiciest gossip behind KUWTK

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I secretly find it quite a shame that Keeping Up With The Kardashians is coming to an end, because I find it so relaxing to watch. Nice in the background and occasionally glancing with half an eye, because honestly: you can't watch this for hours on end. At least, I can't. Their monotone voices drive me completely crazy. And then the smallest things are made to seem gigantic and dramatic, but the juicy things I read online weren't discussed? Admittedly: I'm ‘only’ at season 11 because I recently started at season 1. But then I thought: there must be so much happening in their lives that we don't see. It's no coincidence that momager Kris Jenner is one of the executive producers. In the later seasons, she does this together with Kim, Khloé, and Kourtney; they can decide what we get to see and what they want to cut out. Fortunately, there's enough talk on the internet, so I present to you: the juiciest gossip from KUWTK that would take place behind the scenes.

1. Khloé is not a Kardashian and she knows it
This has been somewhat discussed in the series, Khloé was supposed to take a DNA test. She ultimately didn't do it — if I remember correctly — because she knew it was bullshit anyway. Only that wouldn't be the case: her biological father is Alex Roldan, a hairdresser and also a bed partner of Kris. Of course, we will never get an answer to this, but just check how he looks: you can't deny that Khloé resembles him.

2. Kylie is addicted to painkillers
This rumor is one from the last few years, actually since she got her own series Life of Kylie. She would come across as quite spaced out in it. Add to that that she is not always the embodiment of liveliness on Instagram, because even in her Stories and posts she has a standard look, one that is a bit lifeless. She would have started with the painkillers after all the surgical procedures.

3. They switch hair colors every time to distract from their procedures
All Kardashians have switched hair colors at some point and all (except Kourtney) have had a platinum blonde hairstyle. According to the internet, this is to distract people when they've just changed something about themselves. Honestly: quite a good distraction maneuver, right?

4. Kim would wait for the right moment to divorce Kanye
That relationship and marriage would have long ceased to be about anything other than their business. For PR, their relationship is good, but lately that has been less and less the case, evidenced by the fact that Kanye has been posting tirades on Twitter quite often. The last time he referred to Kris Jenner not so affectionately as Kris Jong-un (HAHA) and then, according to gossip, the measure was full. However, it doesn't look good if she gives him the boot now that he's not doing so well, so she would wait for the right moment.

5. Kim and Kanye never lived together
I really believe this one hundred percent. Kim lived a bit everywhere and nowhere and often stayed long with Kris while she was renovating another house. Kanye spends a lot of time in Wyoming, where he now also has his own ranch. He has been in their house in California, but only for a few days. He doesn't really live there. I get it, because their house is completely white and there are hardly any furniture in it. It looks more like a house of the dead than a place where people live.

6. Kendall would be lesbian or bisexual
I actually believe this one too, but maybe I do because this rumor has been around for years. She would have had a fling with Cara Delevingne. Here and there she is sometimes linked to a man, but we never see her bring a lover to KUWTK. This one falls a bit into the category of ‘not really interesting’, because I couldn't care less about what or who she falls for.

7. Kanye would also not be heterosexual
This one is perhaps a bit juicier, because he is of course married to Kim. But there have also been rumors about him for years that he actually has a preference for men. There is no real evidence for this, by the way, but I keep reading it. Where this comes from? No idea.

8. The ‘leaked’ sex tape of Kim and Kris was planned
I also believe this rumor one hundred percent. Kim always wanted to be in the spotlight and being Paris Hilton's assistant is not exactly your dream job. So momager Kris planned for this tape to be leaked to gain more publicity. Perhaps a reality series. Well, mission accomplished, I would say.

9. Kylie does virtually nothing for her business
In Life of Kylie, you would sometimes see her walking around in her office (with the genius ‘Riiiiiiiise and shiiiiiine’), but according to insiders, she has exactly nothing to do with her business. In fact, she would have the work ethic of a goldfish, so she is by no means the #girlboss she claims to be. Well, I actually believe this one too. Just check those pointy neon nails she constantly has. How can someone achieve anything with that?

10. Kris knew all along about Caitlyn
Maybe I'm just super susceptible to gossip, but I believe this one too. Kris acted as if it really came as a huge shock when Bruce went through life as Caitlyn. According to many (actually all) people, Kris knew all along what Caitlyn was dealing with, but Kris will never admit that, because this drama was of course better for the ratings.