Things people with a pony are thinking right now… (Hi, I’m fucked)
Okay, maybe it's actually 35. Because we tend to think a lot. It's not easy either, with that fluttering, ever-growing curtain on your forehead. I feel you. Such a fringe just gives this period something to think about.
1. HA. I went to Rob Peetoom, about three days before all the hairdressers closed. #lovemyself.
2. I'm still a bit cool. I think.
3. Okay, in about a week or two I might have a problem.
4. It’s growing.
5. Harder and harder…
6. That sounds somewhat vulgar.
7. Okay, that growing suddenly went really fast.
8. I can't see anything anymore.
9. I can almost taste it when I have lunch, that fringe.
10. This can't go on any longer.
11. Should I cut it myself? Or medium idea?
12. And watch a YouTube tutorial then? Self haircuts? Can I do that?
13. Fuck, I need to buy a good pair of hairdressing scissors first.
14. That joke about the hairdresser who is dead is suddenly not funny anymore.
15. Should I just wear a headband every day now? Quite nice. No one sees it anyway.
16. Wow, are these my eyebrows?
17. Disgusting. I can't believe this is now the fringe life.
18. Why is my forehead so big?
19. Should I just let it grow completely, that fringe?
20. Oh no, then always that big forehead…
21. Okay, stay strong, fringe. Kiki to the rescue. I'm going to buy a pair of hairdressing scissors.
22. Three days later…
23. I'm going to buy a pair of hairdressing scissors NOW…
24. Five days later…
25. Yeah but OMG, sorry.
26. I could almost donate a piece of my fringe to a good cause.
27. I can't even video call normally anymore. Can’t see shit anymore.
28. Let alone take a nice photo.
29. ‘Huh, really, is that you? I barely recognized you.’ Said good friend, when I sent a nice photo.
30. I still don't have a pair of hairdressing scissors.
31. This situation can never end well.
32. I almost have no fringe left.
33. No fringe = no fringe problem anymore. That’s nice again.
34. Should I get a fringe cut again when I come out of quarantine?
35. Sigh.
