Love & Sex

Work sex: the 6 best places to get it on at the office

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Having sex at work: it’s not ‘done’, but it does happen. By as much as one in three, to be exact. So don’t be ashamed if you daydream about a quickie in the meeting room or on your boss's desk.

First things first: having sex at work is not without ‘dangers’. Although the thrill is what makes it so fun, there can be serious consequences if you get caught (pun intended). Choose a spot where there are no cameras, so you don’t have to face your boss later. these tips to avoid getting caught.

1. Your boss's desk
Speaking of the devil. Your boss's workspace definitely should not be missing from the list. Deliciously wrong, deliciously naughty! The doggy style is of course perfect for this sex spot. If someone comes in, you can quickly get dressed again. Under the desk is also a great spot. Whether it’s with your boss or another colleague, we’ll leave that up to you.

2. The toilet
The advantage: it can be locked, there are no cameras, and it’s nice and private. Disadvantage: it’s not exactly hygienic. After the act, it’s fingers crossed that no colleagues with urgent needs are waiting outside the stall. #awkward

3. The broom closet
Another delightful classic. In the broom closet – or storage room – there often isn’t a security camera. It can be a bit more spacious than the toilet. Plus, there are no colleagues pushing at the door.

4. The fire escape
Here you have all the space and you won’t run into anyone. Unless a fire breaks out, of course. Make sure the stairs are accessible without triggering the fire alarm. Just be sure to keep it quiet, because in such an empty space it can echo quite a bit…

5. The elevator
Short on time but high on desire? Go for a quick ‘job’ of your choice in the elevator before you reach your destination floor. Speaking of being performance-oriented…

This only works if the elevator walls are not made of glass