10 things we all thought during Who is the Mole?
Are you ready? Throats cleared? Okay, let’s go. All together on that famous Queen song. In 3… 2… 1… ‘Whooooo is the Mohoool, my frieheends. And whooooo keeps screwing us until the end? Whoooo is the mohoool? WHOOOO FLASHES US VOHOOOLLL? Joshuaaaaa, Marijeeeee, Splinter just as dooohoool. On the mohohooooool.‘
Okay, from now on I can have a maximum of two cups of coffee in the morning. Brb, cooling off in the garden.
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So, I’m back. Hi little mole, how nice that you’re here again for an extensive talk about our favorite sewing-each-other-where-you-stand program. I pulled my Mole booklet out of the closet again on Saturday, there was popcorn, there was hysteria, there was immediately a laser task. Buckle up, TV fans, Amayzine is officially renamed Amolzine again. These are the 10 points we need to discuss.
1. ‘Splinter? Phone. For you, yes. Who? The renaissance. She’s lost a seventeen-part suit. Blue, baroque style. She sounds pretty pissed. Do you maybe know.. ?
Splinter?
Hello?
Splint?’
*Splinter Chabot has left the group chat.
2. ‘Don’t mind that.’
‘OH SHIT.’
‘I’m completely shocked.’
Already happy with Charlotte in this program.
3. The candidates have been in the Czech Republic for less than half an hour and those who are too greedy are immediately screwed with that joker card. What immediately strikes me tunnel-vision-wise: Marije is outsmarting the list, but sends Renée and Rocky in such an assertive way by yelling that they both also hand over their money in exchange for a real joker. Hmmm.
4. Joshua Nolet. Frontman of the Haarlem band Chef’Special. A.k.a. Dutch Champion Double Somersault & Capoeira Jumps at 1500 meters. Or as my father-in-law dryly remarked: ‘Someone is aware of the camera and suddenly starts to show off.’ HAHAHAHA.
5. Lakshmi: ‘I find Joshua suspicious because he flirts with the girls and the guys want to be with him.’ By the way, he really sounds like that typical guy you could hate and at the same time fall in love with.
6. ‘I have my own character in a world-famous football game?’ Okeee okeee someone is not allowed to advertise for FIFA. Go ahead, Rocky. FIFAFIFAFIFAFIFA. By the way, have you looked up your little figure. Just look here. What a boss.
7. Anyway, you also tried to lick your elbow. It’s okay, I did too. Not so easypeasylemonsqueezy, as Marije would say.
8. ‘Mom, come pick me up, so scared.’ Totally off-topic, but this shirt is amazing, Lakshmi.
9. Aaaah Remco, that’s a typical case of what they call ‘kakkerdekut.’
Too bad, buddy, I would have liked to have you there for a bit longer.
10. Just a few theories then.
- For the Mole, getting a screen for the very first time is of course very exciting. Your acting skills are being tested, there are hardly any friendships yet, the group is fresh and focused, people are keeping an eye on each other’s reactions. Then as makers, you let the Mole in episode 1 not show a screen, right?
- Did Charlotte just say: ‘We earned 450 euros. Instead of 1500 euros. Isn’t that nice?’ Nice?
Good, are we a bit wiser? Nope. Who the Mole is? Pfff, no idea. It’s still a bit of guesswork after that first broadcast. I find these types suspicious so far.
- Joshua
- Charlotte
- Rocky
P.S.: Isn’t it wonderful that the whole circus has started again? Heart. At the bottom. If. You. Are. Also. Already. In. This. Season.
P.P.S.: I don’t know Renée Fokker, but I already find her motherfucking great as the mother of the group. There.
P.P.P.S.: Why did no one look through that keyhole???
Image: Joy Hansson – AVROTROS
