10 things we thought about The Traitors
Hello darkness my old friend. This story comes to an end… Hmm, I feel a fresh reluctance to start this piece. You should know: I’m not really into saying goodbye. And one of my favorite series (yes, the love has grown quickly in those eight weeks, I know) is over. The finale has been played. The Traitor is known. The silver is divided.
Buckle up, for the last time. I watched The Traitors and couldn't help but jot down my brain farts.
1. Just a moment about that intro, did you see how ridiculously large that group actually was? That Jörgen Raymann participated feels like it was a hundred years ago, right? And how do you think Gaby Blaaser felt weekly when the show was aired? There’s nothing worse for your ego than being out in episode 1, right? Seems so rotten to me.
2. BUT LOEKIE LOEK MURDERED? AAAAH NOOOO.
3. I do need to take a moment to defend Samantha, because despite the fact that my childish self got angry at the beginning for throwing Kees and Holly under the bus, it’s just not normal that this woman is now indicating in interviews that she’s receiving death threats? Come on, people! It’s just a game.
4. Props again for La Bella Maffia. Four tough women in the finale, how cool is that, hatsaaaa. With Saman as Godmother, Donna Corleone.
5. Gotta love Francis part 389:
‘I’ve always said that silver doesn’t interest me at all, but when push comes to shove, I’ve brought a very large backpack where I’m going to put it all, piece by piece, very nicely polished. That’s for sure.’
6. ‘NATO is, in my opinion, some kind of international thing…’ Loiza, nice girl! HAHAHA. (P.S.: Don’t start hating on Twitter, vinegar suckers, as if you all know exactly how or what dohoei.)
7. Mood of this episode:
Loiza: ‘Do you want a Rolootje?’
Samantha: ‘There’s no poison in it, right?’
8. ‘And I was just kind of bumbling behind them.’ Awh. Francis, you really are my favorite spirit Dumbo. You are indeed fun enough. And you’re not excluded, but you feel excluded because of past damage. But you’re already smart enough to realize that.
9. Ohh. Everyone keeps choosing Samantha. That’s just so bizarre.
Loiza chooses Samantha in the finale. Chatilla also chooses Samantha.
Samantha laughs and casually says to both: ‘Well, I don’t know, I don’t trust either of you.’ What. A. Story. This. How could this woman snake her way through everywhere?
10. Meanwhile on Google…
*what is a kilo of silver worth
€693.56 per kilo
And that times 22 = €15,258.32 euros
Wait a minute. So Chatilla and Samantha share the money (thank god Samantha also writes ‘loyal’) and each get 7,629 bucks? That pot isn’t too bad, actually.
P.S.: Can you imagine if Samantha had written ‘betrayal’ now? Hehe. Or if Chatilla had said that everything went to Loiza. Man, what a mindfuck again.
P.P.S.: Aah guys, that was it. The Traitors 2021: I enjoyed it with a capital G. Heart at the bottom if Francis was your favorite participant this season and you think this woman should get a hysterical Paul de Leeuw-like talk show (with opera!). I have a pôôôôôôtje with fat…
UNTIL NEXT SEASON. BECAUSE IT’S COMING, HOORAY!
