20 questions we have no answers to

You can't always get an answer to all the Greatest Brain Teasers of Life. Okay, fair enough. But what about all those little annoying questions? Will we ever get an answer to those? I'm still not clear on the how and why of these things.

1. If you only consciously experience what happens in your consciousness, how big would your subconscious be and what would happen there?

2. Do dreams have a deeper meaning?

3. Why do we sometimes do so many things we don't like and find so many things enjoyable that we don't do?

4. What happens to socks that you put in the washing machine?

5. If a sandwich is square, why are cold cuts often round?

6. Which armrest in a cinema seat is yours?

7. Why are there still monkeys if monkeys have turned into humans?

8. Why is the word hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliofobie (fear of long words) so ridiculously long?

9. Why does the first pancake always fail?

10. Which idiot made the word dyslexia so difficult? Was it to tease?

11. Why do you have life vests on a plane but no parachutes?

12. If ‘superglue’ sticks everything, why isn't it on the inside of the tube?

13. Why is a pizza always packaged in a square box?

14. And speaking of other things that would make much more sense if they were round: why is a boxing RING square for heaven's sake?

15. How do we know if we remember things from stories or photos or if it's because we actually still know them?

16. What was Captain Hook's name before he got his hook????

17. Why are you sitting behind a computer when you're actually sitting in front of it?

18. Do you think it would be technically possible to cry underwater?

19. What is the real time: winter time or summer time?

20. Why do you call it a leopard when it's actually a very fast cat? WHYYYYY?