Easter is getting hot: give a sexy Easter egg as a gift

Forget painting those hard-boiled eggs, stop rummaging in the candy jar looking for that one chocolate variant: Easter is going to be a lot more exciting with the sexy surprise egg from EasyToys. 

The what? Let me explain. Especially for this second year in a row of terribly dull Easter, the toy supplier has created a gold (or whatever color you like) egg filled with sexy toys. Think: luxury wrist cuffs, a masturbator, a massage candle, a blindfold, and some firmer toys for the enthusiasts.

If anyone has been able to entice you into a leisurely Easter brunch, cancel it. Keep the curtains closed, put on some music, and have a very very very happy Easter. Thank us later.