Everything you want to know about part two of the MAFS Australia reunion

Wasn't that just a delight, that first part? So much drama for over an hour, and part 2 also lasts over an hour. And yes, that was also a delight. The first part was a dinner party, so part two – how could it be anything else – is a commitment ceremony. The previews already made my heart race because Mike said he regrets how things went with Heidi. But then my heart broke again because he said he currently has a girlfriend. What are you doing to us, Mike? Well, good, let’s begin. Of course, I have a link where you can watch it on YouTube, if it gets removed there, I have more links (unfortunately all without subtitles), so you can always send me a message On Instagram. I obviously want to encourage everyone to watch this, you understand.

1. The people from season 5 still don’t interest me, not even Nasser, because yes, he is
back in this part. Unfortunately.

2. Mike has decided to keep his glasses on and goodness gracious, that man is so sexy.

3. What a terrible guy that Nasser is, I must say. Even the experts say he used to bring so much positivity and now… This is?

4. Finally a half-baked excuse that exactly no one believes.

5. HAHA, what is this? Martha seriously asks Michael if he still wears her underwear? And he laughs and nods? Have they turned this into a kinky game? I didn’t see that coming.

6. *flushing bits of people from season five*

7. Okay, I still find Dean and Tracey interesting. They brought some juicy stuff with them and as the experts — nothing escapes them — Tracey is “clearly pregnant.” Not by Dean, by the way.

8. And I genuinely still think Dean is quite a nice guy, despite the whole wife-swapping phase. Still, I really see something blooming between Ines and him, or maybe I just want that.

9. Yesss, there he is. Mike. MY Mike.

10. Aaahh, and he still radiates so much when he sees footage of Heidi and him. This is too sweet. I refuse to believe they are no longer together.

11. It’s clear: when Mike cries, I cry. That’s solidarity.

12. Oooh, and then that flashback too. That Heidi is no longer in love. That she broke Mike's heart. HELLO, that she broke everyone’s heart. Still hurts.

13. Very sorry to say, but I find this second part a bit duller than the first part. That was of course a continuous delight. Maybe because the participants of season 6 just overshadowed everyone? Now the experts make sure everyone gets time. Fairer, but duller.

14. SAM. They are talking about Sam. He was invited to come but he didn’t want to. Boohoo. Sad. Really a cowardly, wet mop.

15. Wow, those flashbacks really make it clear how ridiculous Sam was. Fat-shaming Lizzie, that funeral that made him disappear for days and then coming back to the dinner party with the words “honey, I’m home.” What. A. JERK.

16. And Seb is such a cutie. Why are they even apart? I completely disagree with these break-ups.

17. Of course, they save the very best for last. Well, not the very best: we’ve already had Mike of course. Better said: they save the best drama for last.

18. So strange to see Ines talking like a mature, human person.

19. You might think: that Cyrell has slept on it, she has cooled down. But no, she just goes in again with a straight leg.

20. Aiii, and the rest of the cast is still not really #teamCyrell. Understandable too if you throw someone with wine.

21. Jess says she has changed and I believe it, otherwise Mike would never hang out with her. Yes, I hold him in high regard.

22. Ooooh no Cyrell, what are you doing again? You are so unnecessarily rebellious. And then leaving with your tail between your legs.

23. Still telling Dean: “Never tell me how to raise my son.” Uh, girlfriend? He didn’t say that at all? How classy that the last thing we see of you is so childish.

24. With Jess now sitting on the couch, I actually find it very sad that Mick is not there.

25. In. The. War. Has Jess genuinely become mature? Changed? Or is this a persona she puts on and as soon as the cameras are off, she is again the Jess we know?

26. Low key glad that Martha and Michael are still so happy together. Even if he wears her underwear. If that makes them happy.

27. And honestly, that short-cropped head suits him. Quite a nice couple actually. Martha was referred to as ’the Australian Kim Kardashian’ on an Australian site — I don’t see that.

28. It’s actually a shame that Jules and Cam weren’t there, but also logical since she had just given birth.

29. I’m definitely going to rewatch season 6, I miss all the participants.

30. And then I forget that Cyrell acted so ridiculous this reunion, okay? I liked her more when she was still married to Nic.

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