I watched Jaimie Vaes: In The Vaes Lane and this is what I thought

Few weeks have I looked forward to new episodes of my favorite series like this. Seriously: stop with the rain already. It's the end of July and the amount of sunshine has really been crying-worthy. I'd rather have to catch up on a ton of episodes because I was too busy sitting in the sun. This is not good. Hot Girl Summer has been postponed for me personally until further notice.

Because this Hot Girl (well, not really) is currently lounging on the couch in an oversized T-shirt, watching Jaimie Vaes. First of all, that's not very good for my self-confidence since you wouldn't see that girl out the door without makeup or styled hair, and there was an extra confronting moment because Jaimie was going to work out again (and still remains so slim while she does it so little. How?) and I seriously canceled my workout class because it was raining. And because I wanted to watch Jaimie Vaes. But well, you get it: a lot was going through my mind.

1. Jesus, dear creators. Are you seriously going to tease us every episode with ten seconds where Jaimie talks about the incident with Lil Kleine? We're going to keep watching every week anyway, so this is just silly. Spill the tea, come on.

2. Jaimie also speaks quite in riddles by the way: ‘Every little house has its cross, and at one point we just had more crosses.’

3. And then: ‘You shouldn't pull on a dead horse.’ Girlfriend, we all just want to know what happened. Enough with the proverbs and vague sentences. Just tell it.

4. Okay, that she first wants to find herself is of course completely understandable. But I do feel like she has picked that up a bit from the Kardashians (and not Koen). Having a feeling for drama, but ultimately revealing nothing substantial.

5. Seriously, I was just talking about wanting to go to the Champagne region yesterday and now Jaimie is going there? This is meant to be. Jaim, I'm in.

6. Lío is going to grandpa and grandma, but... Where is Lil Kleine actually? We haven't seen him this season — logically — but it seems a bit like he doesn't even remember he has a child in Amsterdam.

7. Sounds wonderful, just always being able to plan trips and leave the next day. Jaimie is definitely busy with Hot Girl Summer, that much is clear.

8. I'm turning 32 this year and also want a Magical Forest party.

9. And then I want Koen Kardashian to come with his hysterical behavior. HAHA. The diva runs around the alpacas and snakes. And kangaroos. And mini pigs. Hoooly shit, this is really my dream outing.

10. Raise your hand if you also believe that Koen is actually the main character in Jaimie's reality series.

11. Seriously, I think they went to that exotic farm more for themselves than Lío thought it was great. The kid didn't make a peep the whole time.

12. Something I will never understand: when other girls work out, they still look good and beautiful.

13. I am one big shiny mess of all the sweat and my hair looks like I just took an hour-long shower. And on top of that, my face is white with red spots. How do people do that?

14. What. Happened. To. That. Finger?

15. Now I'm sure: I also want to go to the Champagne region.

16. And how can Jaimie drink wine every day, never work out, and still look so fit? My god, I find that really unfair.

17. I genuinely understand that those old-fashioned places have something grim about them. I always have the feeling that ghosts are hanging around there. Or half-dead old ladies that scare you. Especially when they also speak incomprehensible French. Terrifying.

18. WHUT? Was that it already? Jeez, is there finally something I really want to see (the Champagne region), and it's already over.

19. This week it was seriously just 21 minutes. Come on guys, it can be so much better. And especially so much LONGER.

20. What can we expect next week? Koen and Jaimie hanging out in the former house of Paris Hilton, Jaimie getting tattoos, and there's champagne in abundance. Oh, she's just like you and me, right?

Until next weeeeek.