I watched Jaimie Vaes: In The Vaes Lane and this is what I thought

GUYS, I have to tell you what I discovered last week. For two seasons now, I've been keeping you updated every week on my findings and thoughts while watching Jaimie's reality series, and I found out the day before yesterday that I've been misreading the entire title all this time. Jeez. It's not called Jaimie Vaes: In The Vaes Lane but just Jaimie: In The Vaes Lane. I thought that last name was already so excessive twice, but I haven't read it correctly for months. Good morning. Heavy mistake? Nah, it's not that bad.

Let's just move on to this week's episode, because we obviously can't wait to find out what our Jaimie has been up to again. Did she go shopping? Did she take a boat trip? Who knows. Exciting.

1. This week it's again about setting boundaries in life. I really hope this coach stays with Jaimie for many years.

2. In fact, I would also like to have a session with that woman.

3. Preferably on Ibiza too, if possible. Anyway, I would suddenly be much more content with my life with sangria and sun.

4. Jaimie talking very vaguely and hazily about directions in life and changes, while all the viewers have long realized that 99 percent of her problems come from Lil Kleine.

5. She’s got 99 problems and Lil is all of them.

6. Okay, sound bowls and the frequency of bodies is really a bit too airy-fairy for me.

7. In fact, I could keep my attention when Jaimie and Koen were having thousands of shopping sprees, but now I also started to drift away a bit. Sorry.

8. Jaimie was sucked into the ground by ecstasy, I was completely sucked into my couch.

9. Now I have to honestly say that I haven't felt rested in years, so maybe I should give it a chance.

10. Yesss, finally Koen is back. It's always a bit more fun when he's on screen.

11. It's also hilarious to complain that a hotspot is full of Dutch people. Uh... What exactly are you then?

12. Or have they become so brotherly with Ibiza that they feel more local than tourist?

13. I always find that so annoying: when people have been to a place so often that they feel they are better than the ‘beginning’ tourist there.

14. What I am seriously jealous of: horseback riding. I really want to go horseback riding again after all these years.

15. ‘I think Koen is surprisingly good for his second time on a horse.’ And then you see Koen clumsily on that animal. HAHA. Nice editing work.

16. And of course, no opportunity is missed to show that Koen also likes to ride on other things.

17. Heuujjj, Jaimie back in Amsterdam. And Lío stayed in Ibiza. I don't get it, is Lil Kleine also there?

18. It's nice to see Jaimie with her mother. Less nice that her mother seriously says she needs to start with botox because of all the stress she has gotten from Jaimie's life.

19. That mother has held out for fifty or sixty years or so without any injections in her face, but since the fuss around her daughter and (ex-)son-in-law, she has to give in.

20. By the way, I am really not against botox or fillers, but especially the latter is so screamingly expensive. It just costs a fortune if you want to keep that up a bit.

21. Bono van Peursem? Who is this again?! I'm just getting used to that Willem Glas (of whom I still have no idea who he actually is), and now another new person is coming around the corner.

22. Ooooh, and next week is finally her birthday. Which we've honestly been talking about the whole season.

23. And I see absolutely nothing back from that fabric she just bought with that Bono. But okay.

24. AND AND AND we will get an update next week on how Koen is doing. Secretly, I'm looking forward to that the most.

Now I seriously have the feeling again (I had it last week too) that next week is really the last episode of the season. But if that's the case, then it's okay. We also need a bit of rest with Temptation Island and Expeditie Robinson starting again, so to watch half an hour of a shopping, sunbathing, or drinking Jaimie... Fuck it, I'm going to miss it.