I watched Are You The One? The Perfect Match and this is what I thought

This might just be my favorite episode so far. Why? Because it's called ‘Let me finish’ and that can only mean good news. In other words: DRAMA. And that's what we want to see. Let’s gooo.

1. Yes, you see: this is going to be my favorite episode. We haven't even been going for ten seconds and the text ‘everything happens for a reason’ has already been spat out.

2. And sure enough, within three minutes, there's already full-on tongue action. This is why we watch Are You The One? The Perfect Match. We ask, you turn, something like that.

3. There literally isn't a single classy challenge in this season, right? You won't hear me complain, though. Just a little observation in between.

4. It's quite an achievement that the super muscular Ivo is the biggest drama queen in a house full of men AND women.

5. Has he had a single conversation this season that wasn't about Shanice?

6. Seriously, the next conversation he has immediately goes back to Shanice. Alexa, play Obsessed by Mariah Carey, please.

7. And that poor Floor indeed. Run, girl, RUN. This guy is just all drama.

8. But to be honest: I'm a bit tired of it now. He's literally just causing a ruckus and it's becoming a bit of The Great Ivo Show.

9. It's also delightful how the rest just watches and has to chuckle when he's throwing a tantrum.

10. HAHA. ‘I have status too, you know!’ Who. Says. That. These aren't even statements. Laughing out loud in front of the TV, this.

11. Fortunately, there is still some nice tongue action happening in bed by people who really don't want to put any more energy into this nonsense. Rightly so. Go for it.

12. Yesss, my favorite part is coming up again. The TROET BOET. Why doesn't that exist in real life yet?

13. Places I'd rather be than in the cold, wintry Netherlands: on that catamaran. Take me there.

14. Hilarious. Okay, you get one guess: who sends Ivo to the troet boet? Shanice? Noooo. Does he even know there are other people in that villa? Maybe someone should tell him.

15. For example, that there's also a girl named Floor, who would occasionally like to have a conversation with him.

16. Miii gado, I seriously think that by now no woman there is happy that he turns out to be the ‘perfect’ match. HAHA.

17. I. Hope. SO. That Shanice and Jaap are a match. That would really be the cherry on top of this episode.

18. And the breakdown that will undoubtedly follow for Ivo. Yes, sorry: I'm secretly curious about that too. He can't handle it anymore.

19. YAAAAAA. This is too crazy. Funniest. Episode. EVER.

20. Camera crew, hello? Hello?! The whole episode revolves around Ivo and at the moment supreme we don't immediately see him on screen?

21. I didn't realize at all that Dividivi and Jamal are now not a match. ...Why not, actually? I was too distracted by everything around them to focus on that, I'm afraid.

22. Ah, finally: the shot of Ivo. He didn't think it himself (duh). And he is... Happy for them? Like a farmer with a toothache. But still sporting of him.

23. Still a step closer to the two barkie doezoe. Just so you know. I'm so not familiar with these words that I had to Google whether you write doezoe with a z or an s.

24. Aaah, Ivo has to check in with Shanice to reassure her that nothing is happening in the villa. Not that she was afraid of that. In fact, she looks more like she could do something to him. She seems quite happy to be out of the villa, I think.

25. So delightful how those matches can come out of nowhere at the end. Literally anything can happen.

26. Huh? The same amount? What’s going on? I thought they would at least have seven right. Back to the drawing board.

27. Better tonight? Yesss, I'm ready again at exactly 7:00 PM. Okay, 6:55 PM, I think, because that preview looks deliciously intense so I absolutely can't miss anything.