I watched Jaimie in The Vaes Lane episode 5 and this is what I thought

Yesss, were we all set for yesterday afternoon? A glass of wine, some snacks, and just watching. It can't be a coincidence that Jaimie Vaes: In The Vaes Lane goes online every week at five o'clock in the afternoon, right? I mean, that's universally seen as happy hour, isn't it? I wouldn't be surprised if this was one of the requirements she had during this show: people MUST watch it with a glass of wine in hand. Because she's not averse to that herself, of course. In fact, she has a whole stock at home, but you shouldn't knock on her door for coffee. Ehh... What? Just read along again.

1. Lío sleeps like a clock *mothers all over the Netherlands turn green with jealousy*

2. Aahh there is finally the nanny, Dieuwertje. Remember her from pre-Dubai? The girl that Estelle eventually found suitable.

3. And we start the day of course with... Coffee. Whut? Did anyone else think she would actually say ‘wine’?

4. I think Jaimie thought that too, since she suggests something she doesn't even have at home.

5. Yes, really: the Kleine household doesn't do coffee machines. But I bet they have a climate cabinet for the wine? Those are priorities.

6. Ordering coffee via UberEATS is by the way the pinnacle of decadence.

7. Heee, how nice, Dieuwertje also gets her own confession footage.

8. ‘I wouldn't call it typical…’ In other words, that's exactly what you're calling it now, Dieuwertje.

9. Speaking of confession footage: LOVE this look of Jaimie with that high ponytail.

10. That skincare line doesn't even exist yet and I'm already influenced. If it gives me skin like Jaimie's, I'm in.

11. Nice job for the nanny, and then you stand in front of a closed door. Order some Starbucks for her while waiting.

12. But wait a minute: doesn't Lil Kleine wonder where his son is? Or does he just think: bye bye, I'm off and whatever.

13. Okay, noted: she's getting married on June 4, 5, and 6. Alright, I'm booking my ticket to Ibiza already. I definitely don't want to miss this event of the year.

14. A paella or pizza night... Something in me says that an evening during their wedding providing people with only pizzas is not really their style.

15. Jaimie, if you're still looking for a riding partner: I'm your girl. Horseback riding is so much fun.

16. But my budget of around 10K for a horse is unfortunately not that realistic.

17. What is Koen doing that suddenly this Willem is with him? I've finally immersed myself in his actions, and he hasn't been seen for a second so far. #whereiskoen

18. Aaah, Willem comes from there. That explains a lot. Or is it Wim? His name isn't really consistent in the series.

19. Nephew of 6 to 7 years: ‘Nice little wine?’ That's what I call top-notch parenting.

20. Aaah, there they are finally, the diva couple Estelle and Koen.

21. ‘Cooking with Estelle’ I think is a great name for a cooking show. One that purely revolves around making meatballs.

22. Why would you buy a head of endive when you can buy it pre-sliced; Koen thinks it's nonsense. And yes, I somewhat agree. Better lazy than tired works just fine in this case.

23. Okay, I thought I made good meatballs, but everyone is really raving about Estelle's. Bring on that recipe.

24. The misery is written all over Koen's face with that alcohol-free wine. Isn't that just too disgusting (and sweet) for words?

25. Panic. Where. Is. The. GRAVY? Are these people seriously eating mashed potatoes without gravy? What kind of banal thing is that?

Well, what can we expect next week? Jaimie dives into Lío's wardrobe and discovers designer outfits from Dior among others, with the tags still on. So wonderfully recognizable again. Furthermore, it's breaking news for her father that he gives her away to Jorik when they get married. Yeah, this is going to be a feast with a capital F. What excitement and sensation. See you theeeere.

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