I watched the latest episode of Jaimie Vaes: In The Vaes Lane

Tissues ready, extra wine stocked up because yes, it's the last episode and that's of course drama. Because we are all so invested, right, in this reality series. I mean, they go through quite a lot together, you know. We've been watching for episodes how people take a trip on horses and pick a painting. It was really an emotional rollercoaster of the highest order. If you were watching for Lil Kleine, you might feel a bit cheated, by the way, because he has only been on screen for exactly six minutes, and I count every time the two-minute recap at the beginning as well.

Dear creators, could you please skip that next season? I can really dream it by now. And now for the last time: let’s goooooo In The Vaes Lane.

1. How nonchalant Jaimie acts when black (as in: PITCH BLACK) water comes out of the tap. I would flip out pretty badly.

2. Maybe call a plumber? Nah. Then we’ll just drink something else than water? A little wine maybe?

3. Maybe I wasn't paying attention and I'm definitely going to buy her products, but what is it actually?

4. Ah, a sun product. Self-tanner? It's the last episode and now it turns out that I haven't been paying attention at all.

5. That's really sweet, to make such a girl happy with all those baby clothes.

6. Oh, excuse me: DESIGNER baby clothes.

7. Oooh, and at the last moment during the final episode, I almost shed a tear. I am also an emotionally unstable person.

8. ‘Tomorrow we are going to Le Garage.’

9. Just a reminder: Le Garage is not open at all, okay. Le Garage is actually a restaurant in Amsterdam and it has been closed for half a year.

10. Just for this reason, I would already want to be a celebrity. Just being able to go out to eat, screw that pandemic.

11. ‘I haven't worn them since,’ about the shoes that cause blisters. Ehh... If you're in the mood for another charity action, I'm available. Blisters don't bother me at all.

12. Besides the fact that the bridal party gets a free dinner during corona times, they also get jewelry.

13. Sorry guys, I clearly belong to the wrong friend groups. We handle this a lot less grandiosely.

14. So hilarious that everyone gets kissed and hugged upon entering. I'm really not that ambitious regarding the corona measures, but this rebelliousness in public on TV... That's next level.

15. Estelle: ‘I thought: I'm going to be decent for once.’

16. That's something I've learned in season number one of In The Vaes Lane: I secretly really like Estelle.

17. Yes, because GUYS, the very last episode. My goodness. What a rollercoaster it was.

18. From trips to Dubai, job interviews with potential nannies, black water from the tap, and beauty treatments... Yeah, so much has happened.

19. Okay, I'm getting sidetracked and meanwhile Jaimie is crying (and since I'm emotionally unstable, I am too) because the witnesses are being chosen.

20. Koen suggesting to handle the light and sound; he has become my favorite this season.

21. And Estelle just gets skipped. HAHA.

22. I have a dark brown suspicion that they have cut a bit from Koen's speech.

23. Because for the simple sentence: ‘Dear Jaimie, I am incredibly grateful for you, especially during the past time, I love you’ he surely didn't need his phone for notes, did he?

24. Soooo, that teaser for season 2: did she put on her own self-tanner?

25. If so: come on, it looks like that girl has been in Bali for three years.

Yeah people, and suddenly season 1 has come to an end. We already knew that the second season was coming, because let's be honest: is there any other reason to have a subscription to Discovery+? I don't think so, right? Well, see you in a month: on May 6 we’re starting again. YAY.