The 5 most annoying romantic Insta bios
The reason for this story seems clear to me: the initials A H and the black heart of Sarah van Soelen's Insta account. Or rather: the removed heart and the suddenly absent initials of André Hazes on Sarah van Soelen's account. Did you also wonder what drives someone to add their beloved's initials to their Insta bio after a relationship of a month or so? I certainly did.
Because one thing leads to another, the romantic Insta bios flew across the table here at the editorial office. I'll list them for you, and if you have any additions: please.
1. Sharing your beloved's Insta account in your bio
And he shares yours so you can smoothly hop from one to the other. What I also saw recently was someone tagging her partner, to which I, being well-mannered, hopped over to his account only to see that he existed in digital form but had posted zero messages. What’s the point of tagging someone then? I can still understand a hashtag because then you can collect and bundle all posts with him, but this? Anyway. Questions, questions.
2. Proud mom
I’m probably hurting a lot of people I also really like, but honestly. First of all, I find proud mom quite a pleonasm, because most mothers I know (okay, there might be a few who would have preferred to use a condom rather than bring this being into the world) are proud of their children. And as wonderful as I find motherhood, you are more than just a mother. So I find it a bit rash-inducing. But to each their own.
3. Wifey to
Doesn’t need further explanation, right?
4. Philosophical texts
And then those in the category ‘He holds the key to my heart’, followed by your beloved's account.
5. The absolute worst
Those initials with that heart.
And may I tell the people at Facebook, sorry Meta, that they really need to stop sharing as a news item when you change your personal status? That flat, general message does not do justice to every unique love, does it? For that reason, I believe I am still single on Facebook. What I want to share, I do on my own timeline. At least I can still choose a fitting picture for it. Or a heart and an inspiring quote.
