Kiki's Temptation Island Chatter: episode 10
Who would have thought? From ordinary trash and mess to an educational show about personal growth? My goodness, 2020 has really been something. Shall we get started?
*You’re not gonna tempt me, ooohoohooo
Men, I'm going to miss that tune soon…
1. ‘This is the biggest growth process of my life. If there’s one person who needs help right now, it’s me.’ WOW SON, is that you? Look at you go, buddy! I haven’t heard you say something so wise the whole Temptation. APPLAUSE!
2. Although Greg has been getting pretty close to the Dalai Lama area lately. ‘We gave him a push in the right direction but can’t drop him off on location…’
Say, am I still watching Tempah or is this The Smartest Person?
3. Okay, plot twist: Greg turns out to be one of the most loyal people of this season.
4. Me, every time Denise goes all English again:
Oh. My. Sweet. Jesus. Lord. Have. Mercy.
5. Ah no, now I’m getting to the point where I find it sad. Sonny is getting more and more of a mouse head every week. Fair is fair: that dude hasn’t cheated, hasn’t committed murder, and has accepted all the boys' words without a word back. You can just see him sitting in the background like a broken grasshopper during the confessions of other candidates. Let that man go home!
6. Oh, there he goes too.
Wow.
End of an era.
The Great Sonny Show is over.
Realization.
Panic.
What are we talking about on Twitter now?
Who are we choosing now?
Karina?
Just kidding.
Okay, maybe not a joke.
7. Creators, what a missed storyline opportunity. Now that they’re finally throwing those half hearts (extended date!), the ladies suddenly have to choose who gets to leave? Naaaaa. Short on cameramen that night? Budget issue? What is this? We wanted Karina and Daryl!
8. Pajama parties that suddenly turn into brothel-like massage practices? All included in the All Inclusive to Temptation Island.
9. It starts with a ‘p’, ends with ‘ussy’ and hangs at the top of a mountain. Is it…
A: Daryl
B: Daryl
C: Daryl's anaconda
10. Oh no, Greg is going to go mental next week seeing Karina’s lap dance on Daryl's fire hose while he has a belt around her neck. As Denise would say: Oh. My. Sweet. Jesus. Lord. Have. Mercy…
P.S.: Just testing. Heart at the bottom if Greg in your head has also gone from insensitive dummy to sweet, sensitive guy.
P.P.S.: The word state mongoloid. Kevin, really?
Image: RTL
