Kiki's Temptation Island Chatter: episode 13

Flames to dust. Lovers to friends. Why do all good things come to an end? Holy cow, episode 13 already. Correction: the episode 13 in which Greg and Karina meet again. Yes, I mean: let's not pretend that something else exciting was going to happen. Are we doing this again? Are you going to hit it?

‘You’re not gonna tempt meeeee. You’ll never forget me. You’re not gonna tempt me oooo… Ohoohohooo…’

Damn, man, I'm going to miss this song.

1. Ricky: ‘That girl deserves so much better. And that I’m the one who made it easier to help her with that…’ Sorry, but does Jaydi have a new Sonny or what?

2. Everything about that pool breakfast between Karina and Daryl is so awkward. Mr. Rambo sitting there shirtless, the conversations as superficial as the nets, and the fact that some boom-boom things have been done.

3. ‘I hope that through your growth here you’ve at least become a better partner.
For your next girlfriend…
…or boyfriend…’

Gotta love Liyah part 237.

As if she already knew that Greg was going to take her money.

4. Laughing so hard at Jaydi's reaction. Never seen so much relief in someone's eyes.

Kaj: ‘It might not be exactly what you expected, but I’m here without Sonny.’

Jaydi: ‘Without? REALLY? Oh, how fantastic!! How NICE. Oh sorry.’

5. ‘I’m ready for anything. I’m ready for a new life. I’m just ready.’

Greg, we can relate, boy. Since March 2020…

6. Omg omg omg, Karina’s last campfire. Increased heart rate.

They’re laughing at that looney tune.

Oh help, and he also gets that one fragment.

He hears her having sex in the shower.

Oooooh, how terrible.

So much pity for this man.

He can't understand why she humiliates herself like that.

Honestly? Me neither.

7. Greg: ‘You know who was the first to get laid in a garage, right?’
Karina: ‘For real? Are you really going to do this???’

ICANTDOITNOOOO.

8. You must be that driver who has to take Greg and Karina back to the villas. Night of your life, hahahaha.

9. Hey, there’s our big friend Sonny again! ‘I was a jerk. How did I come up with the word life project???’

That you think for two seconds that the guy has learned something. But then he starts with his talks again. ‘Temptation has played me out. I’m now ready to go from caterpillar to butterfly.’

Fortunately, he did say in the last message to Jaydi that it was time for her to spread her wings. Hèhè, there you are again, Son. Oh, you know, just read my letter again that I wrote to you. We wish you the best.

10. ‘It was more lust between me and Daryl. I shouldn’t have ended it on video. I regret that it went this way. I had a nice partner in Greg.’

PFFFFFFF.

Hey Karina, Justin Timberlake has a message for you. Just click here.

P.S..: ‘Oh my gaaaawdd, my dream finally came true and then it all fell apart…’

It's funny how the creators pretend that the whole wedding of Marco and Denise completely falls through. Something in me says this is just about corona. Well done, editors.

P.P.S.: Online aftertalk? Making friends on Insta can be found here @kikiduren.

P.P.P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you also think that Monica is too fabulous dressed to sit on a bench watching people argue.

P.P.P.P.S…

‘But yeah, regret is not glue.’

‘True.’