Kiki's Temptation Island Chatter: episode 14

I could cry. Our favorite show has come to an end. Schlüss. Done with the intro song that I enjoyed so much. So for the very last time, at the top of my lungs: Jonnagonnatempmie. Joneverforgetmieeee. Jonnagonnatempmieejoooo oohoohooo.

To stay in Denise's comfort zone: oh my gawd gurll, there’s a lot to talk about. Cause the fairy tale may have come to an end.

1. When you try to act tough like your inner P. Diddy, fail, and still keep going.
Kevin: ‘I’m glad nothing happened last night.’
Kaylee: ‘Wasn’t that intention not there at all?’
Kevin: ‘Yeah, but I’m still glad nothing happened.’

2. You know the season is really dull when the only fluffy cat that gets attention is the one during Eva and Dennis's dinner. What. A. Cutie. Pie.

3. Marco to Tahira: ‘You are my soulmate. My buddy. It’s in a friendly way, but I can honestly say: I love you. Sniff. Hug. Cry.’
Me: ‘They clearly like each other way more than just a little.’
Sander: ‘Would it?’
Me: ‘Yeah, get lost with his I-love-you letter.’
Sander: ‘Could this really not just be friendly?’
Me: ‘IF YOU EVER FIND A SOULMATE LIKE THAT, I’LL GRAB YOU.’

4. So. Eva gets some nice campfire footage before she sees her sweetheart again. Hahaha. Kevin is really just screaming all week that he doesn’t want her anymore.

5. HUH. What the hell is happening here? Kevin with the big talk is going all pussy during the campfire?
Eva: ‘Why do you feel sidelined?’
Kevin: ‘I don’t feel sidelined. I do that myself. Sweetheart. Sorry. I’ve really learned a lot here. More than I expected.’
Eva: ‘…’
Kevin: ‘Sorry for all the emotions.’
Eva: ‘…’
Kevin: ‘Really, I have so much faith in us!!!’
Kevin: ‘I kept blaming you for everything. But I’ve actually realized that it was all my fault! Really!’
Kevin: ‘It’s like we’re starting a whole new relationship.’
Eva: ‘Yeah, who are you? Hihihi.’

And… at that moment we felt massively flashed by these two people, HAHAHA. Just completely invested.

6. Okay okay okay. Denise: bombshell dress! She thought for a moment: I’ll bring reinforcements to the campfire, we’ll come with three.

7. Aaaaah, I’m getting a bit emo myself at Marco’s marriage proposal. I almost forget how annoying it is that they only speak English.

8. Meanwhile, three months later…
I almost forgot the awesome necklace from Sorelis!

9. Kevin: ‘I learned on Temptation that I loved her more than I thought.’
This man… Sigh…

10. Marco kissed Tahira? NAAAAAA. WHAT???? Mallorca Marco? Almere Marco! What a dragon!
Denise: ‘So actually I would like to return this ring to you…’

Wait, huh. Didn’t she throw that ring at his head ages ago? Everything has already been said. Isn’t it cringeworthy that she still has to return that ring for ‘the TV moment’?

P.S..: Last week I called Marco and Denise couple goals. How can this man mess it up so badly? Really, meeeeeine gute.

Why do all good things come to an end? Let’s take stock…

Sor & Gul
Always crying, stepped out of the program earlier + getting married.

Jaydi & Sonny
Help, I’m falling for a narcissist part 237. She immediately moves on with a new partner in the program. He then stepped out of the program alone. Actually all just a bit too dramatically perfect for TV, huh?

Karina & Greg
Big anacondas, dirty laundry, garages, broken hearts, ouch.

Kevin & Eva
I can’t handle how much I’ve let myself get worked up by these two. I almost gain respect for them, hahaha.

Marco & Denise
Started weird, became beautiful, ended weird again.
(+ starting your proposal about the woman you’ll cheat on later. That takes guts!)

P.P.S.: Online rambling? What did you find the most bizarre about this season? Let me know via Insta at @kikiduren. There is a delicious new season announced. See you then, disaster tourists, joejoeeee!