Okay, Lidl sells inflatable jet skis and I'm going to buy one now

I actually never do my shopping at Lidl, but that webshop... That webshop guys, it's just genius? A mini Vespa, I mean: how cool are those? And I really don't think 149 euros for a light blue, dark gray, or red mini Vespa is a lot of money. But Lidl is of course also known for being quite affordable.
Forget that Vespa and just think that it has to get better weather someday (it can't be otherwise?), just imagine that you are in the water in no time. With a jetski. Because they sell those now at Lidl. HOW FUN. From Yamaha, so it's a nice brand too. And last but very not least: it's inflatable. Okay okay, it says it's a kids' jetski but it also says: from eight years old. And I count myself among that.
Yes, I think we can all fit on this, right? It's rechargeable and with a full battery, it can last up to an hour. I. MUST. HAVE. THIS. Really, it's just a matter of time before I buy out the entire Lidl webshop. All gifts for myself. You deserve it too, after enduring this gigantic rainfall that seems to have no end.
Image: lidl-shop.nl



