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Royal Report by Prince Charming: episode 4

Royal Report by Prince Charming: episode 4

Hopefully, we all didn't have nightmares last week of a Casper staring at you, or am I the only one who became a victim of that? Nooo sorry, maybe a bit mean. Because honestly, I find all the participants this season so likable. It's going to be a tough job for Chris to choose. Or will the autocue do that for him and does he just have to keep reading? No okay, also a bit mean. Prince Charming is just pure enjoyment and yesterday was another top episode, you know.

1. Marcel is 38 years old. I need to recover from that. Can he share his skincare routine?

2. HAHA. Such a fuss over a letter. ‘I actually have no idea what it says...’ And then still need the rest to translate it and it still doesn't work.

3. Uh yeah, Marcel, just assume it's a positive thing, that letter. It would be very deceitful to bring bad news through a letter in a language you don't speak.

4. ‘We're going to do aquarobics? Is it with Chris? No?’ *turns around one more time*

5. What is this again? Asking the locals to translate the text? Why so much fuss? This really reminds me too much of my terrible high school trip to Leiden where you had to go on a treasure hunt.

6. ‘Fifteen euros, this is a deal you can't refuse.’ Just to be clear: this is about a mega tight leather shorts. From Rick. Thief of your own wallet if you don't take it.

7. Missed opportunity that Casper didn't go for binoculars. Or for a gigantic pair of glasses. Keeping an eye on everything.

8. But apparently, Rick had no money left for a shirt after that fifteen euros, because that's just a knotted rope.

9. Would they be required by production to continuously call him ‘the Prince’?

10. HAHA. He seriously chose a pair of glasses. Love it. No, you don't see life through rose-colored glasses, you see everything through a gigantic magnifying glass. Small difference.

11. Me, from now on at festivals when I have a bag: ‘I am so well prepared. That's really how I am.’

12. Oooh, that Rick. He's going to tell it. His career as a porn actor. How nervous is he? I find it quite endearing. And I just want to know what his stage name is.

13. Oh shit. Marcel has a blockage. A complete blockage. Luckily, he's already through to the next episode.

14. Looove this conversation between Rick and Chris. It's also the first time Chris actually has to improvise with his conversations and he finally loses a bit of his autocue voice.

15. So sly to be upset because you lent out your paint, so someone else could paint a heart and therefore gets a date. Delicious.

16. It's typical that the most standard outfits deserve a date. There you are with your rope as a shirt. Totally lame.

17. I want to do that flyboarding too. That's actually the only thing I have to say about that date.

18. It might sound a bit stupid, but I really understand Scott so poorly. The more exaggerated Chris articulates, the worse Scott does. Something with his sexuality?

19. Chris clearly has no trouble with that, because there's quite a bit of tension between those two. Will that be the first kiss?

20. Yes, I feel it. I FEEL IT. This is going to be the first kiss. No idea what Chris is supposed to do with a jar of sand from Australia (that's definitely not going in the suitcase to the Netherlands), but there will be kissing.

21. I totally saw that wrong. Scott, maybe next time you shouldn't show up with sand but with something more exciting?

22. Who is this? Holy shit, is this Rick? Hooooly shitballs. A completely different person. I could feel that beard too, but this suits him well. A solid pass.

23. Prediction: Roy is going out, he has just said too often that he is not worried.

24. And yes, Joe Goldberg is also going to stay for another episode.

25. Yesss, see? Poor Roy. ‘I felt like I was safe.’ Yes, we know, because you've repeated that about fifteen times. Oh well, another nice guy is leaving. But he'll be fine too.

26. This music. Something is going to happen. That eye contact towards Casper. What is this? Why does everyone look so scary? Why is everyone crying?

27. YES. The participants are going to interact with each other. The day you knew would come. Looking forward to next weeeheeek.

28. And of course, Twitter was watching Chris and his search again.

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