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Temptation Island: The Aftertalk of episode 14

Temptation Island: The Aftertalk of episode 14

That was it, the very last episode of Tempa. But hey, going out with a bang, because we end with Bertus and Delfientje. And that is really something to enjoy. Okay, and with Aylin and Efrain, but we can just skip that. I know, you're eagerly waiting to hear what I thought of this episode, right? Let’s goooo.

1. Uhm, excuse me? I completely missed this in the previous episode. Did Delphine seriously ask Joop if he wants to jerk off…?

2. I only just now see that Joop has a nose piercing. I wonder if I have been paying attention this season at all.

3. What I did notice is that Joop probably prefers to run off with a man.

4. ‘Then decisions need to be made immediately in the very short term.’ Bertus might want to come across as very decisive and tough, but that ‘very short term’ and ‘immediately’ don’t necessarily go together.

5. ‘I feel like it’s a comma, not a period.’ What are these texts? I could cry.

6. Ah, Bertus is crying again. Why actually?

7. …A marriage proposal? Really? I’m honestly amazed that people can genuinely think this is a romantic way.

8. Besides, I think it’s quite far-fetched to fake a marriage proposal in a relationship that is clearly not real.

9. I find it boring. Sorry. Monica and Viktor are really trying so hard to keep it interesting, but this couple just doesn’t appeal to me at all.

10. ‘He at least has to say sorry.’ Well, well, you’re setting high standards, aren’t you? Anyway, I kind of missed when he really embarrassed her.

11. And why can’t Efrain and Aylin ask one of the bachelors a question? Not that anything interesting would come out of it, but it is a bit strange.

12. HAHA. Asking someone’s Instagram questions for business purposes. They’ve already nicely discussed their influencer future.

13. Yaaahaaa, this is the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The climax between Delphine and Bertus. I’m totally ready.

14. The more Joop is not Joop, the more Bert is really exactly a Bertus.

15. So delightful that he immediately starts by interviewing himself again. Viktor can go home, guys, Bert can handle this job himself.

16. Seriously, my ears are bleeding from listening to this conversation. That showering. Jerking off. I really can’t take it anymore.

17. Bertus is only thinking: shit, I really wanted to make out with one of the bachelors but no one wanted to.

18. Honestly: he has a point. It is indeed very weird to ask someone if they want to jerk off. Point for Bertus.

19. HAHA. How Viktor summarizes that. ‘Yeah, she says: ‘Masturbate yourself.’’ Masturbate. Yourself. Why is everything in Belgian so dirty?

20. I am so glad for the subtitles, otherwise I wouldn’t have understood anything of this whole discussion.

21. Dear Bertus, you didn’t cheat because you couldn’t get it up. So yes, you can expect to hear about it for a while. ‘But I didn’t do anything.‘ No, because you had a limp one.

22. How Viktor asks everything to Delphine. As if it’s some kind of police interrogation. ‘Do you deny this?’ It makes me really nervous.

23. I’m so curious what was going through Monica’s mind when she asked if Joop jerked off in the shower or not. She probably never thought she would ask that question.

24. Aiii, and Viktor going in hard with his: ‘But it’s weird that you’re lying about it.’ Spicy. Love it.

25. It’s quite strange that Delphine came out as the bad guy from this conversation, because weren’t we all anti-Bertus? Didn’t they receive that memo or something?

26. What’s the difference between underwear and a bikini? Why does that matter so incredibly much? I really feel like I’m missing something, but the problem is completely passing me by.

27. …Where is Aylin? Why isn’t this being talked about? Hello? Can someone check if Aylin is okay?

28. Who is this person? Koen? Deborah? Why are we confronted with these two again?

29. So hilarious that they were just so boring that they were sent away by a whole new element that was never used again when they were gone. That whole pool light was announced with so much fanfare. Used once.

30. Oh no, this is very serious. There you are, with a tattoo. But honestly: that text also belongs in a Star Wars movie and not necessarily in a romantic relationship.

31. Well Bertus, if you had gotten it up, you might have had that happy ending.

32. Bertus proudly tells that he has met someone new as if literally all the juice channels on Instagram have known this for months. And not as if he himself has already reacted to all her photos and posted exactly the same Stories as she did. No, really: someone new? *shocked Pikachu face* didn’t see that coming.

33. That was it. Tempa is over. For now. Because as we speak, they are probably already casting for the next season. CAN'T WAIT. Also looking forward to catching all the drama from this season (because we all know: that’s still to come and will probably be fought out on Insta), so if you want to chat about it, you can find me at Visit one of the.

34. But of course we’ll wrap up with the funniest tweets from this episode.

https://twitter.com/Paroxetineia/status/1461247303977775105

https://twitter.com/Paroxetineia/status/1461258609854197768