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TEMPTATION ISLAND: THE AFTERTALK

I swear to you: after one episode, you won't even be tipsy. HAHA, what do the producers have against him? Never has a participant had so little screentime. I'm enjoying it. What I enjoyed even more

During this episode, I want to play a little game. And maybe during the next episodes as well. The game is called ‘Where is Wouter?’, and every time Wouter has text on screen, you have to take a shot. I swear to you: after one episode, you won't even be tipsy. HAHA, what do the producers have against him? Never has a participant had so little screentime. I'm enjoying it. What I enjoyed even more? The following points were again top-notch Tempa.

1. Yes, this is finally the moment we are going to find out what Nico really has to say. Yes, they can do cliffhangers well over there at Tempa.

2. He cheated. No doubt about it.

3. ‘The reason I'm telling you this now is because I was too chicken to tell you in person and it's a bit easier to do it via a camera, and also because I already know it's going to happen again but that doesn't surprise you that much anymore.’ If Temptation were honest.

4. And just a moment, huh: does that Nico dare to say that he tells it so they can know where the problem in their relationship lies? Whaaat?

5. The problem in a relationship arises when someone sticks their flute in another cunt. Those are Bertus’ words, not mine.

6. HAHA. Monica. How can you ask this with a straight face: ‘Can we speak of a healthy relationship here?’ After Bertus is riding everyone and Delphine proclaims that she is disgusted by that guy. Neuhhh. Not exactly healthy.

7. Bertus thinks his Temptation is really starting now... Because he has given up on his relationship. That's not quite the right mindset, is it?

8. Also not the right mindset is stopping the pill for half a year because you want to get pregnant and when that doesn't work, you give up for Temptation Island. I would love to peek into their little heads.

9. ‘I can't cry about it anymore, huh.’ *cries her eyes out*

10. ‘Yes, I have just one word: that's how he is.’ Me, shouting at the TV: ‘THREE! That. Is. THREE! Words.’

11. Is Joop now calling Delphine ‘Fientje’? I don't know why, but I find this very annoying. Fientje. No way.

12. Hahaaa. Delphine sharing her traumatic campfire experience and that seducer (sorry, I keep forgetting all their names) who within two seconds is talking about blowjobs. All those seducers are already completely done with her ‘relationship’.

13. Okay, so an hour ago she was crying that Bertus got a lap dance and now she's giving a lap dance to that delicious chocolate? By the way, Joop's own words, not mine.

14. New relationship goals: facing success together in life. Could easily fit on a tile.

15. I read on Instagram that Efrain and Aylin are only participating for the fame (and apparently admitted this) and now I refuse to believe anything else. Otherwise, you're just not like Efrain?

16. ‘I don’t do boyfriends, I do hubby’s,’ says the Temptation seductress. Why didn't you sign up for Married At First Sight then?

17. Delphine calling Aylin ‘Julia’ twice in ten seconds while Julia is standing next to her. Nice, Fientje.

18. To get back to number 41: I don't believe anything of this act from Aylin. ‘It really hurts me so much,’ she says to emphasize it. ‘Sorry, but this is just unbelievable.’ Is she talking about herself now?

19. Okay, a little juicy time in between. The girl with whom Nico supposedly cheated is said to be a friend of Laure. Right, that Laure with whom he is now constantly. How coincidental is that? Or is everyone in Belgium just fishing in the same pond?

20. Wow, I suddenly realize that we haven't heard Wouter say anything this episode. That's what you get when you accept a sponsorship deal before participating in Temptation.

21. ‘You can really go sit in the highest tree’ is the sweetest insult I've ever heard. In the Netherlands, we tend to say faster: ‘you can get the hell out’, and that doesn't carry the same love.

22. I really feel zero sexual attraction between Joop and Delphine. Really zero. I think he mainly wants as much screentime as possible, actually. Sorry not sorry.

23. Jimi with his ‘I'm really about to burst... To hug Donna.’ Whut? Something sweet in Temptation? Stop the presses.

24. Honestly: I think Bertus has really changed since he became single. So say since two episodes. He suddenly feels like the man or something. I wouldn't be surprised if he starts borrowing outfits from Wouter. Gangsterboy.

25. This statement too: ‘I hope not to see that she wants me back or something.’ Who. Says. That.

26. Has Twitter spotted Wouter somewhere? Ehh, neuuuh.