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TEMPTATION ISLAND: THE AFTERTALK

Are we ready for it again? Of course we are, because we all want to know what strange things Bertus is going to say this week and whether Wouter will say anything at all this week. Or whether Delphine has had an STD from her day at the sauna and who the mysterious woman is who is ~waiting~ for Bert in the Netherlands. Well, it was another spicy little episode.

1. Am I missing something? They are all just wearing black clothes, right? Why on earth is everyone acting like they are wearing the outfit of their lives?

2. Heee, Wouter has text. Stop. The. Presses.

3. I haven't seen that girl at all this season, but I also have the feeling that mentioning that someone hasn't called you ‘pretty’... isn't necessarily the best way to go.

4. Donna is the main character in the women's villa, that's something that's clear. In any case, the men certainly see it that way.

5. Because getting a story about why you were dumped and someone else wasn't is even worse than point 3, not the way to go. Keep yourself together, man. A little self-respect.

6. Donna saying ‘I hate people’ as if she can read all our thoughts about Tempa.

7. Noooo, this shot. That Joop and that other-guy-whose-name-I-don't-know who are going to comfort Valentino so intensely. You know that girl for about a week. He is even more dramatic than three Delphines put together.

8. No okay, that's not true. Because we've all seen the previews and Delphine is going to be terror this episode.

9. Ooooh BERTUS. Who is waiting for you? The massage parlor?

10. It's purely friendly but you still want to say something about it on Temptation Island, and you don't want to say it at first. No. Hm-hm. Super kosher, Bertus.

11. Now I'm really not pro-contact banning with your partner, but honestly: I understand Delphine. That Bert is really not to be trusted at all.

12. That woman is already indicating that she wants to go all in for Bertus (after this Temptation adventure, I hope not), he says she has everything he wants and then he still blames Delphine for not putting up with this. Really, some people...

13. HAHA. Are we seriously watching a conversation about the size of Joop's penis? Once you go black, you never go black? Delphine. Is. Loose.

14. ‘A flower doesn't grow out of the ground like grass all at once.’ Tile. Now. No idea what Joop means by this or how on earth he comes up with this kind of text again, but this one needs to be hung in the bathroom.

15. I wonder, just like all of Twittering Netherlands, if Joop would prefer a co-leader instead of Delphine, but I do wish her a good turn.

16. Jimi and Donna are cute. That’s all.

17. Bertus. What. DO. You. SAY. ‘I woke up with a nightmare that Delphine was lying next to me, that was really scary.’ Dude. I think that's really mutual by now so stop acting so tough.

18. No. NO. If it turns out after this season that he got that dog, I will personally drive to Belgium to give that little creature a safe home.

19. Sorry, but this is really bothering me a bit. Can someone still follow Bert? Coming off so unnecessarily mean, accusing everyone of cheating, having a plan B at home, attempting to get a handjob in a massage parlor and then crying about the dog again. He switches back and forth to the dark side more often than a light switch.

20. But, #durftevragen: why did Delphine even think she had an STD? You're not going to tell me she seriously thought that after a visit to the sauna.

21. There seem to be no intelligent life anywhere in the relationship of Bert and Delphine.

22. Hey, just a quick note: do you remember those alarm lights when someone didn't open up? That was really just a last-minute idea to send that first boring couple home, that's for sure.

23. Nico, I also find it strange that he reacts so strongly, because literally nothing is going on. I'm not going to waste any more words on this. Drama queen.

24. Why is everyone continuously getting angry here over words spoken by seducers? Your partner doesn't have control over what others say, right?

25. Besides, I still believe that Aylin and Efrain are a fake couple participating for the fame. Their reactions are always so weird and over the top.

26. Hey, I think this is the first time couples are actually going out to eat, as in: in a restaurant?

27. All those single women and no one feels a sexual attraction to Bertus *snickers*.

28. Oh god. Yes, Nico is going down tonight. You can already tell by the dramatic number that is being set up.

29. Okay, that didn't happen. But the previews do look promising again because it's really going to be a sleepover in Nico's room. And what has Aylin decided? That will obviously be pure cliffhanger material and she probably just decided not to care so much about uninteresting footage.

30. I realize now that Wouter has said so little again this episode. HAHA. Hopefully, we'll get an explanation from the creators at some point as to why this is.

31. Yes, Twitter was also glued to the screen again. Side note: I completely missed that statement from Delphine about a dark man, but what in the actual F?