The 5 different drunk types in every friend group

Last summer, I traveled to Sardinia with my girlfriends. After months, we could finally hit the road again. Almost all clubs were open again in Italy. However, the rules were quite peculiar: you could go out but not dance. As soon as you made even one movement, the bouncers would rush towards you. So we just drank at the bar, which we managed quite well. My group of girlfriends consists of a certain number of types that you probably recognize as well.

The rowdy troublemaker
This type prefers to go against everything. As soon as the alcohol kicks in, the troublemaking begins, and often a bit of anger comes into play. Having a sensible discussion with this type: impossible. You will get a counterargument for everything. In public places, it's not always convenient to sit at the table with the troublemaker. They often have the tendency to take objects home. Because yes: that's also a characteristic of the troublemaker. With alcohol, he/she transforms into a rebellious kleptomaniac.

The cheerful party animal
From miles away, you can already see the status of the cheerful party animal. With this type, you are guaranteed to have a great evening. There is no room for negativity. Life must be celebrated. With shots. Endless shots. Carpe diem.

The indiscreet advisor
Unfortunately, I fall under this category myself. Want to know something about me? Then you just have to take me out for an evening and provide drinks. After a few drinks, I am completely on the talkative side, and you can also come to me for unsolicited life advice. Everything I would rather not share, you will hear. In all its details. The next day, I prefer to disappear underground.

The Kris Jenner
It doesn't matter how far gone this figure is; everything, absolutely everything, gets recorded. When no one is able to order an Uber anymore, your own Kris is still making videos. This type presents you with a slideshow of images the next morning that you absolutely weren't waiting for. Nice for later, you hope, at least.

The quiet strength
You don't even realize they are drunk. Fully capable of having a conversation. At night just as controlled as during the day. Enviable! I don't know them, but I greatly envy this talent.

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