The 8 funniest names for your… well, you know what

Because that's what it's about, your va-gi-na. The most uncomfortable word ever, I believe. I was watching my girlfriends again last night (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, nowadays my only sparkle in life) and the narrative was about Erika who wasn't wearing any panties under her Thierry Mugler dress and was just in the line of sight of one of the housewives‘ husbands... Conversation material for at least two episodes, because they can worry about less, those types. But there we went. It went from Erika's ‘ho-hoo’ to ‘cucamanga’ (‘We saw the cucamanga where mister Girardi has been nibbling on the last twenty years’), so I dove into the list of funny vagina words.

1. Vajayjay
Coined by Oprah and now a fairly established term.

2. Fanny
I seriously know a girl named that, how sad actually. Fanny can then be twisted into the somewhat more exotic fandango.

3. Noo noo
Too many Teletubbies associations for me.

4. Furburger
Pretty brrr…

5. Meat Curtains
Must have been thought up by a man…

6. Momok
That's what my Indonesian friend called it: your momok.

7. Garage
Well, technically something can be stored in it.

8. Thingy
If you vaguely call it a ‘thingy’, you might still need to let your hair down in life.