The song lyrics that give the worst life advice
The more drinks I have in me, the louder you hear me singing above the crowd. Unfortunately, I am not blessed with a beautiful voice, but when it comes to motivation, I lack nothing. And even though I always understand what I am singing, I don't really think about it. Does it sound good? Then it's good enough for me to sing along. Now I have already realized that some song lyrics really make no sense at all, and today I want to talk about how you shouldn't take them too seriously. Especially not the ones below.
1. ‘We don’t need no water let the motherf*cker burn. BURN.’ (Bloodhound Gang – Fire Water Burn)
Doesn't seem like the best thing to do if something or someone is on fire. Just saying.
2. ‘Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack’ (Ke$ha – TikTok)
Don't do it. Just don't do it. Toothpaste, that's the way to go.
3. ‘Hello from the other side, I must’ve called a thousand times’ (Adele – Hello)
Before you know it, you have a stalking fine in your pocket.
4. ‘If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends’ (Spice Girls – Wannabe)
Honestly: if you want a relationship with me and you first go through all my girlfriends, then it's not really going to work between us. And I think that applies to more people.
5. ‘We have to take our clothes off to have a good time’ (Gym Class Heroes – Clothes Off!)
No. No, it's actually the other way around: you can keep your clothes on to have fun.
6. ‘I don’t care who you are, where you’re from, what you did, as long as you love me’ (Backstreet Boys – As Long As You Love Me)
You can definitely have a bit more demands for love, you know. This is way too easy.
7. ‘Shake it like a Polaroid picture’ (Outkast – Hey Ya!)
That is EXACTLY what you should not do with a Polaroid picture. That's how you ruin it.
8. ‘I’m tryin’ to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful… Damn, you so sexy bitch.’
Maybe you should come up with some other words if you want to give a woman a respectful compliment.
9. ‘But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die’ (Johnny Cash – Folsom Prison Blues)
The worst advice ever, unless you want to spend the rest of your life behind bars.
wieke
