The lyrics that really make no sense at all
Unfortunately, I am not truly blessed with a beautiful voice, although I think differently after a few drinks. To the dismay of others, of course. What I am very good at, however, is remembering song lyrics. But I actually sing along a bit mindlessly, without really knowing what I'm singing.
For about a week now, I've been thinking about it more, because I came across the following Reddit topic The question: what are the absolute worst song lyrics of all time? The answers: 23.2K suggestions. Wow, okay. Apparently, the music world is full of nonsense in the lyrics. I've listed the absolute worst ones.
1. “When the light is off then it isn’t on” (Hilary Duff – So Yesterday)
…No shit, Sherlock.
2. “Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes after wards” (Rebecca Black – Friday)
Again: no shit, Sherlock. Thanks for this explanation of how the week works.
3. “I pissed myself” – Rick Ross
Uh, sorry? I could easily dedicate an entire article to what this guy sings, so I'll throw in a few more. Yes, these are really his songs.
“I’m the shit, I’m constipated”
“She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty”
4. “I don’t want to see a ghost, that’s the sight that I fear most
Rather have a piece toast” (Des’ree – Life)
Honestly: she is right. That would also be my preference.
5. “My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest” (Train – Hey, Soul Sister)
Why? Why did we need to know that your chest is so hairy?
6. “Can you quack? Can you quack like a duck when we fuck?
Can you take every inch up your butt? Can you fart on my balls for good luck?
Can you quack?…” (The GOAT And Your MOM – Quack Like a Duck)
Everyone has their thing in the bedroom, but quacking and farting? Weird flex, but okay.
7. “Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh yeah, right there, right there
Ahh, I’m cumming, oh, yeah fack, I just came again.” (Eminem – FACK)
What. Did. I. Just. Read. Eminem, are you okay? Do you need help?
8. “She said she pregnant I told her let me fuck so I can feed the kids.” (Kodak Black – No Meds)
I have never heard of this song and I think I will keep it that way.
9. “Her pussy so good I bought her a pet” (Jason Derulo – Talk Dirty)
Uh, okay? I get the intention that a pussy can be ambiguous, but the point of this sentence completely escapes me.
10. “I’m serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer” (Snap! – Rhythm is a dancer)
Okay, you could have said in other ways that you take rhythm very seriously.
11. “Me not working hard? Picture that with a Kodak
Or better yet, go to Times Square take a picture of me with a Kodak” (Pitbull – Give Me Everything)
Yeah, that will teach them — those people who think you don't work hard? Here, have a photo. Now be quiet.
12. “She blow that dick like a cello” (Lil Yachty – Peek A Boo)
Who is going to tell this man that you don't blow on a cello?
13. “Yeah, you got that yummy-yum, that yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy. Yeah, you got that yummy-yum, that yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy. Say the word, on my way. Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe. Any night, any day. Say the word, on my way. Yeah, babe, yeah, babe, yeah, babe. In the mornin’ or the late. Say the word, on my way” (Justin Bieber – Yummy)
Especially because FIVE people contributed to this.
14. “Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome” (Tyler The Creator – Tron Cat)
That’s enough internet for today.
