Questions I have after watching Bad Vegan

Netflix has been doing so well with the documentaries lately, you won't hear me complaining about that at all. I am increasingly amazed at how many bizarre people are walking around in the world. Of course, that was to be expected, but seemingly normal, intelligent people also experience the strangest things. We saw that with The Tinder Swindler: those girls might have been quite naive, but something really goes wrong when you give someone that much money?

Well, I watched Bad Vegan this weekend and I found it ten times more intense than The Tinder Swindler. But that also means that after watching this, I was left with a lot of questions. Ultimately, all the questions boil down to a simple ‘how then?!’, but I still wanted to dive a little deeper. Sarma, if you're reading this: we would still like an answer to this.

1. How did that whole conversation go about her dog becoming immortal?
It's such a shame; so many conversations were recorded, but unfortunately, this conversation was not. And what was Sarma's first reaction to this announcement? How brainwashed do you have to be to genuinely believe this?

2. How could that father still sit there so relaxed?
My goodness, I don't think my father would survive if I were in such deep trouble. And when Sarma's father was asked what he thought when he heard the news that she had been arrested, his only answer was: ‘Oh, shit.’ Uh, hello? Your daughter had been on the run for ten months, you barely got to speak to her, and you didn't know where she was. That's pretty bad, yes. This man can handle stress very well, in fact, he would be better off working in Black Ops instead of Shane/Anthony/Michael.

3. Why does Sarma know nothing and at the same time everything?
Don't get me wrong, I absolutely do not mean this as victim blaming, but she could still recount everything very well. But when asked why she fired Jim back then, she suddenly says: ‘I don’t know why I fired him.’ Uh, huh? Every excuse from Shane to get more money from her is repeated, but when she suddenly fires a long-time employee whom she also personally likes, she is suddenly blank.

4. We would like to know more about the ‘meat suit’
Did Anthony really convince her that it was just a suit she had to wear? I feel like there was really too little discussion about the meat suit in the four episodes.

5. And we would also like to know more about Alec Baldwin
His storyline also suddenly disappeared. Understandably, because he met his current wife Hilaria (who by the way can definitely hold her own with Anthony, because she claimed to be Spanish and further said that her English was quite rusty but her real name is just Hilary and she comes from Boston, Massachusetts) and that naturally wraps things up. But still, it would be nice if he would come forward with a response.

6. What exactly did Sarma think they were doing for those ten months?
Okay, this is honestly something I have a bit of doubt about in this entire docuseries. She says she doesn't feel like she's on the run (or that she has to be), but still stubbornly maintains a false name and hides her tattoo. What did she think that was about? Some vague role-playing?

7. Last but certainly not least… WHO ordered that pizza?! Was it you, Sarma?
Honestly: pizza from Domino's with a side of chicken wings is just a really good order.