Love & Sex

These are the most bizarre records in the field of sex

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I have always found world records and top lists very interesting and fascinating, so as soon as I see anything in this direction, I'm there like a chicken. Today, I came across the most bizarre records in the field of sex. A nice start to the week to delve into that for a moment. And because it's your Monday too, I hereby share these very remarkable sex records. I'm not entirely sure if these are really achievements to be proud of, but they are certainly special.

1. The most bed partners
I was really taken aback when I read this. In 2004, porn star Lisa Sparks slept with 919 (WHAT?) men in 24 hours. That translates to 94 seconds of sex per man. What endurance.

2. The longest masturbation
Japanese Masanobu Sato holds the world record for the longest continuous masturbation. He lasted a total of nine hours and 58 minutes. Well men, take a page from that book.

3. The most orgasms in one hour
This record belongs to a woman, measured by the Centre of Sexual Studies in California, who had 138 in one hour. That translates to more than two orgasms per minute. Did she use the Satisfyer Pro for this?

4. Greatest distance and speed in shooting sperm
This man, named Horst Schultz, must be very proud of this talent. His sperm can travel a distance of nearly six meters at a speed of no less than 68 kilometers per hour. Impressive, right?

5. 69 children born
Valentina Vassilyev (born in the eighteenth century) still holds the record for ‘mother who gave birth to the most children’. She became pregnant 27 times and gave birth to 69 children, including sixteen sets of twins, seven sets of triplets, and four sets of quadruplets. WOW.

6. Largest orgy
The Japanese hold the record for the largest orgy. Was Masanobu Sato also involved in that? No less than 250 men and 250 women participated in this orgy. All as couples, by the way.

7. The oldest father
At the age of 90, this father had his 21st child. The man seems to just not get enough and wants to stubbornly continue making babies until his 100th year. What an ambitious old chap.

8. The largest vagina
This record belongs to the Scotswoman Anna Swan, who has quite a few records to her name. She was 2.13 meters tall and married a man who was about the same height in 1872, making them the tallest couple in the world. Now, I wouldn't be particularly happy with this record, but just wait until you hear her next record: in 1879, Anna gave birth to the largest baby in the world, with a head circumference of 48.2 centimeters, a length of 71 centimeters, and a weight of no less than 10.8 kilos. Well, just imagine how big it must be down there.

9. The largest penis
The record for the largest penis in the world certainly cannot be left behind. Mexican Roberto Esquival Cabrera is the proud owner of his member, measuring no less than 48 centimeters when flaccid. What a nightmare, I would really make sure to get away if I were presented with something like that in real life.

Source: oddee.com