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Expedition Robinson: the aftershow episode 5

Expedition Robinson 2022

Robbesnollennnn, the week started off nicely with this episode of Expedition. With the shortest challenge ever in the history of this program, but with a twist right after: new teams. New round, new chances. Had we already memorized the original teams? Not by a long shot, and now we can start all over again. But it was a treat again, you know.

1. Of all the moments they could choose, from all the material, they pick a minute where it’s only about the participants' bowel movements. Nice.

2. I really hope Juultje nails this challenge, especially because those two men don’t even take her seriously as competition. GO Juultje.

3. The challenge is just tag. This isn’t going to take hours. And with those long legs of Niek, you fly over that water like an antelope. Unfair challenge for small people.

4. Was this seriously the challenge? Really? I honestly don’t understand anything about this season. Playing tag for two minutes and that’s it. I’m medium enthusiastic about this.

5. Meine gute, I just went through all those camps, and they are all completely mixed up.

6. Juultje: ‘Rose is really fading day by day.’ But… hasn’t Rose actually not done much? That really doesn’t promise much good for the upcoming episodes.

7. It’s hilarious that Dennis is really camp Pensionado with Harry and Laura in the mix.

8. Great twist to counter all those alliances and shake things up, but Team Pensionado is really lagging behind when it comes to age.

9. It can’t be helped that all of the Netherlands falls in love with Dzifa? What a sweetheart she is.

10. Niek by the way too, he’s really overflowing with enthusiasm. Cute. ‘Have I lost that much weight, yeah? Who cares! Let’s gooo for a Bounty snack.’

11. A stark contrast with Devrim, who immediately goes on the gossip tour and generally doesn’t come across as very nice. You definitely need him in a pub quiz team, for the fun I’d just let it be.

12. ‘I’m just going to stick to what I know,’ says Rose about the exciting food there on the island. She might still be waiting for the sushi platters with fresh fish to be served.

13. But honestly: it’s strong that despite the fact that there’s literally no other food, you still don’t dare to try something new. Smart? No, but steadfast.

14. Jeeeezus Devrim, just chill out a bit, man. Why so angry? That victim role fits you like a glove, huh? And then bragging that you absolutely want to beat Dennis… And no one really understands why.

15. Niek: *gets a swollen tongue, medical staff immediately called*
Laura: *deadly sick and still does the challenge* Shouldn’t a doctor take a look at her? She can hardly get her words out from misery.

16. HAHA. Yes Chatilla, that’s karma. ‘Niels is a bit slow.’ And boom, taken out by Niels in no time. Never underestimate people during Expedition Robinson, you should know that by now.

17. I really don’t understand the whole tactic of ‘voting out the strongest’ at this point in Expedition. You want to win the next challenges so you don’t even have to vote, right? Seems like an extremely awkward move to kick out your star player.

18. Liza, as the only participant ever during the Island Council: ‘I’m so happy to be here!’

19. Okay, I found this episode way more fun than last week’s. Or maybe weeks. Nice new teams, next week is going to be exciting again, I’m looking forward to it.

20. Another free tip: want to get a lot of followers on social media really quickly? Start a ‘Devrim must leave Expedition’ account and boom: success guaranteed.

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