Farting in front of your partner is good for your health

I don't know, but I've been with my partner for years and I would never, ever let a fart go while he's sitting next to me.

Whoops, there it goes
Come on, be normal. That's just GROSS, right? Now it turns out I'm not the only one who thinks that. Just like going to the bathroom for more than just a pee. Only 4 percent dares to poop in the same house after six to twelve months of relationship, and 18 percent still doesn't do it after a year. But there are plenty of people who just do it, you know, farting while their soulmate is sitting right next to them. At least 35 percent just go for it and let all the gas out.

Research shows that it would be a boost for your relationship if you dare to fart when someone else is around. Your farts are actually healthy for your partner. So you're actually being very sweet by stinking. Here's the thing: the gases released when you let out a little wind (read: hydrogen sulfide) can fight diseases. And you're actually helping your SO indirectly with that when you want to release some air.

Nice going
One of the researchers, Dr. Mark Wood, says: “Although hydrogen sulfide is known as the stinky gas in rotten eggs – and of course in farts – it is naturally produced in our bodies and is a miracle cure for your health. It could be recommended in the future as a tool in the fight against various diseases.” And we're talking about some serious conditions here. Through the research, scientists discovered that inhaling the gas can lower the risk of diseases like heart attacks, strokes, and even certain forms of cancer. A stinky fart has never been so... Healthy.

Well, who knows, those farts might end up being worth their weight in gold. But if you still want to be charming and go to the bathroom when you feel some air coming up down under... Just do it, then at least you keep it sexy in the bedroom. He can just take an extra vitamin pill, right?