Recurring fashion phenomena that we allow again against better judgment

Scrolling through Zara is making my frown deeper and deeper this season. It seems like we haven't learned anything over the years. One hellish piece of clothing after another monstrosity pops up. Why are we doing this people, why? I hardly know where to start. Or do I? With the hipster pants.

1. Aad in her butt crack
It feels like yesterday that I tucked my thong back under the edge of my hipster pants. If there was even an edge, because we sometimes cut that off too. Just a little bit of pulling up your pants to make sure you weren't sitting in your butt crack at grandma and grandpa's table. It was a time of poverty. And now we're all just going to do that voluntarily again. Because Bella Hadid accidentally showed up in such a way too low specimen at Fashion Week. Couldn't anyone tackle her? Stop her? Pull up her pants? I just don't get it.

2. Brown pants
It is exceptionally bad news for me personally that the color brown is back in. Caramel, sturdy beige, and cognac, those variations look great on me, but brown? It's like I'm just wilting a bit from it. It's like with that faded beige, it doesn't exactly lift the mood. And can we make sure that brown pants just stay out of the daily routine? We shouldn't want to do this again. Just flip back through your mother's photo album, and you'll immediately understand why.

3. Weird braided hair
Braided hair is nice and permissible in a few cases. If you're a prima ballerina and it's braided so artistically around your head. If you're practicing dressage at the highest level and it doesn't fit under your cap otherwise. If it's your niece under ten years old. Adult women with more than one braided braid, I always feel a bit uncomfortable about it. As if there's secretly still a child in them that could suddenly jump out. Terrifying.

Furthermore, you should of course just wear whatever you want, right? This is purely my personal frustration about the fact that I suddenly have to tell my younger sister that I used to (my god) wear those low pants too.