28x terrible pet names

Love is something fantastically beautiful and nothing is better than being with someone you adore. From that pink cloud, you want to express your love for each other in various ways, including through affectionate names. By the way, I absolutely will not share how my beloved and I call each other, as I am all too aware that this is dreadful. I also never say these pet names out loud with other people around.

I am always amazed by couples who address each other in public with the most sugary pet names, without shame. How can that be? Of course, everyone can say what they want, but there are really limits.

The following pet names we would rather not hear anymore, at least not in public:

1. Baby
2. Babe
3. Drollie
4. Dove
5. Poopie
6. Girl
7. Dessert
8. Honeybun
9. Little monkey
10. My everything
11. Darling
12. Sweetie
13. Cutie
14. Teddy bear
15. Little fart
16. Sweetheart
17. Honey drop
18. Princess
19. Snoes
20. Little man
21. Little tiger
22. Buttercup
23. Sweetie
24. Little cutie
25.  Sweetie
26. Cuddle bug
27. Little guy
28. Little olive