People say: ‘this is my weird fetish’

Nothing is easier than to completely expose yourself (figuratively speaking) on an anonymous site like Reddit. And that's why I find the personal, intimate topics so interesting. No one knows who you are, so you can be completely honest and show your weird sides. But still, I don't really know what I was thinking when I opened the topic ‘What’s the weirdest fetish you have?’ but it was definitely NOT an introduction to something like vore. Google at your own risk, unless it's also a fetish of yours and you already knew it. Ah, whatever floats your boat.

1. ‘I really enjoy it when people read their credit card numbers to me. I work for a large retailer and when I need to process an order or register a return, people always have to read this out loud to me and I find that such a nice feeling.’

2. ‘I want to do things with fire with my boyfriend, seriously. But he is quite scared. I actually want to be the one who is on fire, for a few seconds though.’

3. ‘Young soldiers (if possible in a high rank) in uniforms from World War I. Reason: when I was about twelve, I watched a movie about this war in class and it intrigued me so much. Something happened that day with my brain and it has stayed that way.’

4. ‘I really, really want to have sex with a priest. A Catholic priest. I want to take his virginity and make him feel very guilty. This probably has to do with the fact that my grandma forced me to talk about it with a priest when I lost my virginity.’

5. ‘Musical visualizations like these make me so excited. I get off to this more than to all other things. It's not very morbid or anything, but I do feel like it's a bit weird.’

6. ‘Insulting God. I grew up as a Christian and now everything satanic excites me.’

7. ‘Blood mixed with sweat. So I don't like sex at all, but I find it an exciting concept to think about.’

8. ‘Lightly cutting each other and licking the blood from the fresh wound.’

9. ‘Maybe this sounds very tame, but noses. Big noses. I have no idea why and I can't really figure out where it comes from.’

10. ‘I want to be tied up and then taken by a sex machine for hours. What excites me (I think) is losing control. That the machine stops for absolutely nothing.’

11. ‘I want to be shrunk and eaten and pooped out by birds. This fetish is called ‘vore’, and I am really very extreme in it.’

12. ‘I wish I had a penis and a vagina to experience both.’

13. ‘Armpits. I love burying my nose in sweaty, unwashed armpits and licking them. Nothing excites me as much as that.’

14. ‘Urine sex. When I discovered this for the first time, I was a teenager and was so ashamed of it, but now I have realized that so many more people have this than I thought. Pretty cool.’

15. ’Hearing about other people's fetishes.’