Masturbating helps against stress
The day is too short for what you have to do, you wake up already out of breath from that overflowing schedule and you would prefer to have gone on vacation five minutes ago. Does this sound familiar? Then you have serious stress.
Once you have stress, you end up in a fucked up (pardon) vicious circle. You have stress and because of having stress, you get less done, which causes you to have even more stress. It's one big awkward joke from your mind. You need to get rid of it as soon as possible, so we think in solutions. What helps against stress? In any case, not working even harder, longer, and more hurriedly. The idea is to clear that upper room. Free from stress. And there are quite nice methods for that. Nice? Yes, nice.
If you don't have time to meditate, then you need to meditate longer. This is what someone who is a bit good at being zen says. Easier said than done, of course, if you haven't mastered the art of meditation. But don't worry if that doesn't work, because there's another solution: having sex with yourself. Yes, just playing with yourself can reduce stress, research shows. Plus + plus = plusplusplusplusplus.
When you reach a hi-ha-high point, you automatically produce endorphins. Endorphins are about the happiest substance imaginable and have a stress-reducing effect, and voilà: a monk would be jealous of your lack of stress. Of course, you could also have sex with someone, but then it quickly becomes a performance thing, and that's exactly what you didn't want during times of stress. So save that person for later.
The nice thing is that that sexual encounter with yourself and the orgasm ensure that your body is very relaxed afterward. There’s a reason people fall asleep after a vigorous session. So do you have a busy day? Stressed about an important meeting? Non-stop an elevated heart rate from your schedule? Just take a moment for yourself. And if your supervisor asks what you're doing, just say: making some endorphins. But do be careful not to fall asleep afterward, of course.
Source: Bedrock
