SNACKING ACCORDING TO YOUR ZODIAC SIGN

Say wine, snacks or haute cuisine and the gourmands at online food magazine FavorFlav know where to drink, how to eat it and what to cook. This time our cheffies serve you: snacking according to your zodiac sign.

Which snack suits you? It's written in the stars. Pisces go for veggie burgers, the tough Taurus only feels good with a bear bite on their plate, and sensitive Virgos only enjoy artisanal fries.

Capricorn
Capricorns are reliable, mature, and disciplined. The chance of encountering them at Friet van Piet or snackbar De Vluchtheuvel is not very high, because a Capricorn eats healthy and never too much. But put a tasty croquette in front of a Capricorn and they can't resist. Preferably a real beef croquette, and with a bit of coarse mustard, please.

Aquarius
Full of imagination, funny, and contrary, to the point of being eccentric: that is typical Aquarius. Which snack? That changes faster than the weather. One moment falafel is absolutely amazing, then they discover the spicy snacks and order one portion after another. Especially not making it difficult is the snack motto of Aquarius.

Fish
Global deforestation, climate warming, and plastic soup: it hits Pisces quite hard. They are true tree-huggers, with all their sensitivity and spirituality. So don't be surprised if they ask for a veggie burger and hand their own lunchbox to the perplexed fry cook to put the burger in, in terms of litter.

Aries
Who is next to order? Before you can blink, Aries has already placed their order. A bit of a nag, that Aries. They also don't hide their snack preference: a special frikandel, with curry, not with ketchup. Large fries on the side, mayo preferably separate. That's it. And only when they can take two warm bags, do they ask: ‘Oh, did you want something too?’

Taurus
Taurus is the foodie of the zodiac. Fine dining or urban fry shop, it doesn't matter. They've tasted and rated everything. Their favorite? A bear bite, because of the nice balance between savory minced meat, sweet onion, and spicy peanut sauce. Is that peanut sauce homemade? And the balls too? Then make it two, because we're here anyway.

Gemini
Changeable and emotional, that's what characterizes Gemini. Emotional eating seems to have been invented by this zodiac sign. Not infrequently, they bike to the snack bar just before closing time to comfort their sad little tummy with something salty and fatty. They don't have a strong preference for frikandel, fries with mayo, or veal croquette, but if someone orders a hussar salad with their snacks, you can bet it's a Gemini.

Lobster
Cancer never eats alone, but always with a whole group of friends, family, or vague acquaintances they just met in the children's playground. For ten euros, fries, five croquettes, five chicken corns, and five chicken drumsticks are packed in a large bath towel in the shopping bag, so everything stays warm on the way. At home, Cancer dumps everything on a large tray on the table and shouts: attack!

Leo
Party! Going out with Leo! That's cocktail after cocktail, a karaoke bar, and clubbing, and then on the way home grabbing a greasy snack. A large shawarma goes down well, preferably with lots of red hot sauce and a big glass of milk. Finished everything? Leo has energy for ten again, is there anything still open somewhere?

Virgo
This is just what Virgo has to deal with: there's a cigarette butt in her spring roll, her chicken nuggets are still frozen inside, and she's allergic to peas, are they in the bami schijf? Difficult snacking with such a picky zodiac sign with bad luck in food, but if it has to be, she chooses real Belgian fries in a cone, from one of those alternative snack bars where they don't peel the potatoes.

Libra
John Lennon and George Gershwin are famous Libras, and then you know what to expect. A cheese soufflé, therefore, for these artistic and aesthetically minded types. The cheese soufflé requires excellent timing to determine when the temperature of the filling has dropped from god-awfully hot to suitable for human consumption.

Scorpio
Maybe not nice to say, but true: Scorpio is the most jealous zodiac sign of the zodiac. So wait a moment to see which order Scorpio places and then take the same, that prevents a lot of hassle. If Scorpio feels safe and at ease, they usually choose the satay, on a bun, while looking a bit sadly at your chicken nuggets with barbecue sauce.

Sagittarius
Sagittarius is not afraid of experimentation. They like to order something they've never eaten before. The fries egg? Just throw one in the fat. Mexicano? Sitostick? Snack roll? Pikanto? Big one? Spring roll? Hot thunder? Sagittarius is not afraid and just orders it all. With Joppiesaus, if possible.

This astrological nonsense is in no way scientifically substantiated or checked with experts. And yet you recognize yourself and your friends in it; that can't be coincidence, can it?