TEMPA TALK: EPISODE 7
Maybe they should ditch that ‘you’re not gonna tempt meeee’ this season and replace it with ‘loooove, what is loooove’, because I know that at least makes Antonio very happy. Never before have so many Dutch hits been played in the villas. It's only fair that he is the DJ, because Antonio refuses to go to sleep and misbehaves within the first 24 hours. But hey, that's why we watch this, right? EXACTLY.
1. The standard is low as usual, that becomes immediately clear. Reason for unrest: glitter is being smeared on cheeks. In rooms. The audááácity. Here come the tears and we haven't even been on air for a minute. DELICIOUS.
2. ‘Before you know it, he’s back again.’ Yes girl, what do you think? Play a Dutch banger and Antonio appears, that’s just the rule of life.
3. Can we not seriously consider the possibility that Antonio and Cleo are not a real couple? How he behaves, how quickly she cries over some glitter... I smell bullshit.
4. ‘Are you working on your tickets? I really need to receive a ticket too.’ This whole sentence gives me chills. And of course, Ivo picks exactly the card that suits him so well. I am just too sober for this kind of thing. It literally only said ‘I need to receive.’ That’s it. And that already causes tears.
5. Jari: ‘How do you find the evolution between us?’ Sorry, but I sometimes really feel like I’m watching Astro TV instead of Temptation Island. Are they going to recite mantras to each other soon? Please don’t.
6. Hoooo Iris. ‘I’ll just be honest, I’ve had one date. Whitney doesn’t know that and maybe he’ll find out now.’ Maybe? Would you think? You reveal a secret on camera and you’re not sure they’re going to air this one hundred percent? Okay, okay.
7. Really again big plus points for that exaggerated dramatic and intense music in the background. It never disappoints me.
8. Love love loooove René. ‘I’m really facing myself here, man.’ And that: ‘I want to get my head under control, instead of my head having control over me.’ I have no idea what he means by it, but I love it.
9. Even the creators like René, you can tell by his footage: when has anyone ever seen a love declaration at the campfire? Really never.
10. Prediction: Ivo holds himself together at the campfire and collapses back in the villa within half an hour.
11. Well Iris, your secret has at least stayed safe for half a day. But there’s a reasonable chance this will ultimately be the death blow to your relationship. I find that a bit of a shame, because I actually like those two.
12. Wait, whut? In THREE days is the dream date already? We’re only at episode seven. In the previous episode, we just got the new couple. Has Temptation Island just become a long weekend getaway this year or something? Well, say.
13. Ooooh no, Whitney, don’t do it. Keep thinking. You’re now just justifying to yourself that you can go into the room with someone else. Don’t do it. Doooon’t.
14. Next week in the Maris-and-Ivo show: it’s escalating completely out of hand. But for the first time, I’m looking forward to it, because it looks like Jari is a veryyy lucky man.
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