Lyrics that completely miss the mark

Writing a good song lyric, I really admire it. I can genuinely enjoy it too. I know I might lose a bit of my credibility with this statement, but I stand behind it one hundred percent: Taylor Swift is really an artist with words, for example. Seriously. Just listen to her last two albums evermore and folklore before you laugh at me for this statement.

Now someone like Taylor Swift doesn't always have the best competition, because some artists really miss the mark completely with their lyrics. Side note: Taylor writes her own lyrics and I really hope that is not the case with the lyrics below. In fact, I bet they haven't even read the lyrics before they started recording them.

1. ‘Someone took my emotions
I feel good ‘cause I don’t feel bad.’
Jennifer Lopez – Emotions

Eh, what? This is also a kind of power ballad and then suddenly these two lines come along. Probably meant to be very profound, but this literally makes no sense.

2. ‘Now that I’ve become who I really are’
Ariana Grande – Break Free

The fact that this is so grammatically incorrect hurts my ears every time. It's AM, Ariana. Am.

3. ‘I’m hunty I get real cunty if I come for you it will not be funty’
Miley Cyrus – Sagittarius

Miley, you okay?

4. ‘Your metaphorical gin and juice’
Selena Gomez – Hands To Myself

The funniest thing about this is that the writer of the song (Justin Tranter) wanted to put this line in like a HUNDRED songs. Selena Gomez's song is the only one that actually got released. Says enough, I think.

5. ‘But just like the battle of Troy
There’s nothing subtle here’
Selena Gomez – Bad Liar

Sorry, one more time Selena. Because I just really don't get this; isn't the Trojan horse actually very subtle? Or does she mean that whole war?

6. ‘That dimple is illegal, so I call you illegirl’
BTS – Dimple

No. Just don't do it. Nope.

7. ‘If you had a twin I would still choose you’
Drake – What’s My Name

Is this really something you should be genuinely happy about?

8. ‘I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without bein’ disrespectful’
*two seconds later*
‘Damn, you so sexy bitch’
Akon – Sexy b*tch

Mission failed, I think.

9. ‘I like it raw baby, sashimi.’
Jesy Nelson – Boyz

He probably thought he was making a nice association, but as far as I'm concerned, this completely misses the mark.

10. ‘Just because he got a heart don’t mean he got a heart’
Drake – Come and see me

…isn't that precisely what you're saying?