The Christmas tree trend of 2023 is quite unique

As the days shorten, I first go to Jasmijn Bloembinders, one of the most beautiful florists in the country. I can shop there with my eyes closed because everything is truly stunning. If you love Christmas (and if you don't love Christmas, you should read this) like I do, you automatically get drawn towards their store at the end of November, because their Christmas collection and window display are really the most beautiful of the year. I treat myself to one ‘ornament’ per year. Per child. And let's add a few beautiful candles as well. Again this year, I made my way to Zijlweg in Haarlem and all expectations and hopes were fulfilled, just like every year. But what did my eye suddenly see on the left against the wall near the counter? All small penises. As Christmas ornaments. For the tree, of course. I sent a screenshot in our editorial app and responses poured in. Everyone had encountered a decorative penis by now. For the tree, of course. And it didn't stop there. There's also a ball in the shape of a vagina, there's a golden penis topper, an ornament in the shape of the well-known and renowned Satisfyer (yes indeed) and there's a golden balls Christmas ornament. Moreover, ‘my’ Jasmijntjes are still very artsy.

While googling, I came across another article. That doctors are warning about this trend. That you can certainly masturbate, but inserting these ornaments is not a good idea.

I’m only the messenger. Have a nice weekend!

1. Golden penis topper, €22.95 Santly
2. Golden vagina Christmas ornament, €17.95 Santly
3. Golden balls Christmas ornament, €17.95 Santly
4. Christmas ball vibrator glass, €4.50 Hema
5. Golden penis Christmas ornament, €19.95 Housevitamin
6. Christmas decoration naked Santa and naked Mrs. Claus, €6.99 Bol.com
7. Body hangers, €21.49 Housevitamin
8. Jingle My Bells, €12.99 bol.com
9. Satisfied Christmas ornament, €17.95 Santly
10. Penis topper, €17.95 Penis topper