17 pretty crazy things women do

I hope at least you guys are doing it too, otherwise I feel so alone and very strange, but here we go.

1. If you have tidied up your closets, sleep with the closet door open so you can immediately enjoy the view when you wake up.

2. Continuing to binge your favorite series while you are cooking (addicted).

3. Pretending something is broken to get it out of the house without your partner complaining.

3b. Pretending something has a really good destination to get a piece of furniture out of the house.

4. Using an extra pocket money at least three times to justify spontaneous purchases.

5. Googling received bottles of champagne or wine to see if they are worth keeping (and drinking).

6. Completely tearing apart mixed bouquets (type gas station bouquet) and dividing them into three mini bouquets to make something out of it.

7. Smelling a book.

8. Turning labels forward in the fridge (single white female, haiiii).

9. Really wanting to walk your dog with a coffee in hand because it seems so fun, but meanwhile struggling with poop bags, leash, and coffee cup.

10. Having weird scale rituals to get that meter down as much as possible.

11. Only wanting to be on the scale when you are alone.

12. Studying the menu before going out to eat so you don't have to do it with your chicken eyes in the restaurant.

13. Also spraying perfume before going to sleep.

14. If you are sad or stressed, constantly straightening your duvet (à la Love Actually).

15. Wanting to send voice messages, but not wanting to receive them.

16. Thinking you see someone walking who has passed away.

17. Buying tickets, writing them, sticking on stamps, and then forgetting to post them.