The different types of kisses in our life

Oh, how exciting it was back then, your initiation. My goodness, how worried I was about it. Can I do it? Does anyone want to kiss me? How do I approach this? Should he make the first move? And now, many kisses later, I really don't worry about it (thankfully) anymore. But it did take a while, you know. There have been quite a few failed tongue wrestling matches before that. But well, I'm not alone in this, right? Unfortunately, we all have to deal with these kisses.

1. The washing machine
Intensely nauseous and dizzy from all those circles being spun in your mouth at Mach 10.

2. Too much tongue
As if you've gone at it with an enthusiastic, drooling puppy. Only those are cute.

3. Too little tongue
A trip to the Sahara is nothing compared to this.

4. The movie kiss
You just know for sure that this person has reviewed all their skills from movies. Gasping for air, that's what he/she is a pro at.

5. The gaping fish
No explanation needed, right?

6. The my-mouth-is-locked kiss
That you didn't feel any tongue but got a thousand of those mini kisses. Medium pleasant.

7. The we-really-don't-match embarrassment
That there is nothing wrong with it, but it's just so... Boring.