Dream job alert: paid full-time drinking shots

If I had come across this job during my student days, I would have immediately quit my studies and started working full-time. Because working full-time always seemed so against me. Why would you ever want that when you could just attend lectures, retake exams, and hang out in the Bubbels, Joop, or Cooldown in Amsterdam from Thursday to Sunday? You would have to be crazy to give that up for something like a full-time job? Well, that's how I really thought back then. But, well, I hadn't found my dream job yet...

This would have seriously been my dream job back then: drinking shots full-time. Paid. And no, this is not a joke, but real. a job opening at Tippy Shot. This is a (new? Unfortunately, I'm not really in the shot scene anymore, but I didn't know it at least) shot that comes in a similar kind of bottle as Flügel and there's a cat on it, so as a crazy cat lady, I'm completely happy with this shot.

They themselves call the shot a ‘unique and unforgettable experience’, which I find quite hyperbolic, because let's be honest: they are just shots and the next day we all have hangovers. Nothing unique about it, in fact: if you drink a ton of them, it actually becomes a forgettable experience because you can't remember anything from the last twelve hours.

Well, furthermore, a Tippy Shot would be refreshing, tropical sweet with a final kick in the form of a sour note and would remind you of the well-known peach candies. I like those, so bring on that full-time shot job. My CV is coming your way, Tippy Shots.