Expedition Robinson: Aftershow episode 3

Ooooh, I am so cheerful today, so cheerful, so cheerful. Because to be honest: watching Expedition on Saturday night just often doesn't work for me. But watching Expedition on a lame Sunday does, and that is really my little moment of happiness for the day. A whole ritual: ordering Thai, cat next to me, and Expedition on. That spicy Thai already gets my heart rate up, but this episode also made me so angry about other things again. And yes, I will of course go through that with you...

1. On one side of the island, people are quietly waking up with a yoga lesson, on Loser Island there will now be a fight, and it's not personal, but Iris is the only acceptable option as the loser.

2. Funny that Iris is really going on the attack, but doesn't realize at all that she treats Loser Island like a hotel with butler service.

3. HOPPAAA: Eva back in the Expedition. As it should be. Everything is back to how it should be. And now hoppa on to the challenge again.

4. Upon further reflection, Loser Island might actually be the place where Eva shines the most. HAHA. Miss Chicken Without a Head has joined Team South during the challenge.

5. But honestly, I'm surprised that participants aren't more completely lost during those challenges; even when they are over in the episode, I often don't necessarily know what I just watched.

6. Fun fact: I once threw axes in a Viking restaurant in Iceland and my first three ended up in the ceiling. I would be the most worthless Robinson ever. The restaurant staff also looked on with disapproving amazement.

7. Bet that the creators themselves didn't expect those flags to be so difficult to bring down and are now pretending it's part of the game? This challenge should have been over ages ago.

8. I think this season of Expedition is the moment when all of the Netherlands falls in love with Floris Göbel. How could it be any different? So handsome and always so cheerful. Love it.

9. The moment of Guido this episode: ‘Armand, of course I know how to spell your name. A-R-M-A-D.’

‘Dude, ArmaNd. You're forgetting the ‘n’.’

‘...Huh, what?’

‘You're forgetting the ‘n’...’

10. And as always with Expedition Robinson, the oldest are seen as the weakest, even though one of those two hasn't done any challenges yet. Consider this petition to exempt people over 50 from the first elimination started.

11. Gaaaaaat. It. Just. DOESN'T. Irene has done NOTHING in the team, literally nothing: not even done a challenge. And then sending her out because it's again old-fashioned men against women and she's the oldest?

12. I would have found Roosmarijn a more logical choice; didn't see that coming, immediately that coin gone, and she's a difficult eater anyway.

13. Aaah, sweet Irene doesn't want to be alone on an island. I get it. If only she knew that the other option can only be with Iris? I guess Mark is going to crush that challenge between the two of them.

14. And another week of waiting. To be honest: this episode had a bit less tension than the previous two, but that will surely be made up for next week. Will Team South win three times in a row? Will we wipe out Team North one by one? Wow, that would seriously be pretty cool if that happens once. ‘Uh yeah guys, the merging is just now, because the other camp is like not there anymore.’