Expedition Robinson: aftershow episode 2

Hatsaaaa, episode number two is online again. What a gift. Especially since I absolutely did not see this coming and was genuinely surprised when I opened Videoland. Another episode? Come on now. That first episode was already a joy, although it’s always a bit of getting used to and feeling things out, you have to get to know the participants a bit. In any case, we found out that Krista might not be a girl’s girl (and ruthlessly sent Eva out of the group) and that Jaimie can blossom into a true Robinson. But now, now the first immunity challenge is coming up. And about that — and more — we need to talk again.

1. Uh, really? Iris is afraid that she will actually be sent home right away… Has she ever seen an episode of Expedition? Going home never happens in one go. You have to go through at least four steps before they really let you go. Like a cat with nine lives, Expedition is secretly quite difficult to leave.

2. Unless, of course, you voluntarily step down, which turns out to be a popular choice every season. Incomprehensible.

3. HAHA. Honestly: Mark is right on the money. You don’t know someone for even a day, so why are we talking about missing them? Nice if that person comes back and then maybe you get to know each other. Maybe not, that’s fine too.

4. Yes, there it is: the first voluntary (okay, semi-voluntary because that elbow doesn’t look good) is gone. Poor Slaby, I was really looking forward to his participation. Point deduction for this episode.

5. Roosmarijn is really struggling with the fact that no boneless fish are being served. Can someone not just take one out for her beforehand? The girl has to eat, and she clearly has her limits.

6. ‘We’re almost full BITCHES!’ Hahaaaa, that Roosmarijn has one little torso of a mini fish on but still blasts through that challenge. First win is in and I take everything back: without an all-you-can-eat dinner, she performs just fine.

7. The Froger motto ‘rather dead than second’ I find quite grim to be honest; don’t put that on a tile in the toilet.

8. Aaah, I have completely become team Eva. Miss Elimination Island. Miss Giving-up-doesn’t-exist-in-my-dictionary. And on the other side we have Iris, Miss I’d-rather-do-nothing-than-be-tired.

9. As Roberta says: Jaimie and Mark are definitely the surprises of the season. Already. And it’s only episode two, so maybe with a little caveat… But this shows that you shouldn’t believe everything you read in the media.

10. I am absolutely not in favor of the fact that they see those two as the only logical choices to vote out. Why really? I can name four other campmates who would be a much better option.

11. Meanwhile on Elimination Island: Eva is blossoming into a true survivor and is living in ecstasy while Iris is still disappointed that there is no room service. Not even any cream.

12. ‘You go first, you opened the coconut.’ Uh yeah, that seems to be the least you can offer. I think it’s good that Iris doesn’t have a step counter with her, because she wouldn’t have much to do.

13. Seriously, if Jaimie gets kicked out now, I’m already completely done with Expedition. Aaaargh, I keep forgetting how furious this program can make me. Breathe in-breathe out…

14. *throws glass at TV*
*throws remote at TV*
*throws cat at TV*
*gets a scratch from cat*
MARK?! Really?! Whaddafaaaaakk is this stupid choice?!

15. A petition to let Jaimie and Mark just run Camp South like two bosses can be started hereby.

16. How he handles this too. This breaks my heart. Sorry Krista, but it should have been you going out; you break your very first promise and send Eva out as a woman and then concoct a plan to send a viewer favorite home. I think it’s time to reintroduce this GIF this season. Krista, you get from me this episode a:

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