Just about another bizarre week of MAFS

Hellooo dear people and welcome back to the very last episodes of Temptation Island. The series where most people participate for Instagram fame, not for true love, and where almost no one is faithful. Where people constantly talk about personal growth while almost everyone is exactly the same person as at the beginning.

Oh, wait… Is this not Temptation Island? Huh — Married At First Sight? Are you sure? Shouldn't we let the creators know about this too, because I don't think they are aware of it either. That was certainly not noticeable, not even in this last episode…

1. Ohhh YES. It's dinner party time again. And by now I know how those sadists of creators operate, so they will definitely have to read the letters in the group. HAHA. Excited. In. Does it have anything to do with improving relationships? Noooope. Does it have anything to do with drama? EVERYTHING.

2. That the “experts” also notice that Mike and Eleanor are still a bit outsiders of the group, because they started so much later. Yes… That is, let's say… Exactly what you all decided in the program…?

3. That Marissa didn't necessarily think it was a great idea to talk about her infidelity in front of her grandparents, I can understand — and the “experts” have a different view on that. Suddenly honesty must prevail. Please, dear creators: put me in that chair next year. I can do this much better.

4. For someone who calls herself a Psycho Latina twenty times a day, I find Manuela surprisingly calm so far.

5. What a missed opportunity, that letter for Silio and Manuela. A bit like a Sinterklaas poem for that one colleague you hardly know. Boring.

6. Silio bursting into tears…

7. Whut? Next episode already the Final Vows?! Sorry, we are used to MAFS Australia and there we just get 39 episodes, so I can't agree to this unfortunately.

8. If you only saw that look from Rosa, you would think Roy had shit in her mouth or something. But no; he just said very often that she looks beautiful. How dare he.

9. What is the point of having a Stay or Leave ceremony if afterwards there is nothing more than the final yes-or-no moment? I understand that they suddenly decide that only the experts may see the answers, because otherwise everything is already spoiled.

10. And sorry, why do we even have to watch how Jack and Marissa don't continue with each other when she already indicates she wants to sort things out with Silio.

11. Yes, I'm just going to say it; what the hell are we still watching? This program has deviated so much from what it should be about that it has really become a joke.

12. I really hope Videoland is going to do something about this, starting with getting rid of those experts (they can contact me as a replacement), tackling people who cheat, and not letting people sit who are completely fed up with each other.

13. Look how happy the experts are with the news that Marisa and Silio have had sex; hello? Manuela? Jack? That whole wedding ceremony they had a month ago — with others?

14. And when Manuela suddenly starts expressing concerns for them. Uh, dear experts — you created this situation, right?

15. How Silio continues to treat it like a kind of general dating show still surprises me. That he genuinely thinks this is a successful project of his. My trust in love is completely gone again.

16. Jack and Marissa as the first couple. Oh, oh, oh, how exciting — what will they say?

17.  Okay, sorry — I find these endings really too pointless for words, so here are a few GIFs that described this season well for me (especially when the experts were speaking):

18. Well, just one more week then… See you at the reunion, bye-bye!

Image: RTL