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People tell: ‘These are the most hilarious passive-aggressive jabs’

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Treat people with kindness, that is of course the priority, but if you have to throw a jab, it better be a really nice one. For example, ‘complimenting’ someone that they have a typical face for radio. I can always really enjoy that, especially when people have to think for a moment whether it’s a compliment or actually a harsh insult. And that’s why I enjoyed the topic on Reddit ‘What is your favorite insult that doesn’t sound like one?

I’ve put together the funniest ones for you. Be sure to use them in everyday life.

1. ‘It’s impressive how you always remain so self-assured.’

2. ‘Maybe your low self-esteem is just a matter of common sense.’

3. ‘You keep meeting all your expectations.’

4. ‘It’s particularly difficult to underestimate you.’

5. For a work situation: ‘I will give your suggestion all the consideration it deserves.’

6. ‘I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.’

7. In the same vein: ‘I hope you get the day you deserve.’

8. ‘There is beauty in simplicity, and you are truly stunning.’