6 Sex blunders that you also know
Whether you're an expert or bravely facing your first time, blundering during sex happens to all of us sometimes. Just like almost every aspect of our lives, sex doesn't always go as we had in mind. Awkward moments really don't only occur when you have sex for the first time with your new lover. Even when you've had the same person in your bed for years, a blunder can still happen. Not weird at all. From awkward farts to cramps during wild positions… To give you some support, LotteLust has listed the most common sex blunders for you.
He comes too quickly
The tension is palpable, the race to get undressed as quickly as possible is in full swing, your kissing turns into excited panting in each other's mouths, and it seems like your hands are too short. Finally, the moment you've both been longing for since that first naughty glance arrives, he slides in. Oh yes, it's going well. A bit too well. After barely a minute, he comes. No panic, this awkward moment happens to everyone sometimes and says nothing about future performance. You were just very excited.
The search
The moment of truth arrives, it is happening! But where has that condom gone? Shit, you really had one at hand, right? Hello search and bye excitement!
Your period shows up
Okay, somewhere you already knew it was coming, but that it would show up right now, you didn't expect. You can do two things: stop the wrestling or continue undisturbed. The choice is yours, but ignoring it is impossible anyway.
Drank too much
You're rolling around, and rolling around, and rolling around some more. In fact, it seems like there's no end in sight! The climax is nowhere to be found either. You realize that it probably wasn't your best plan to gulp down a bottle of wine per person before the wrestling... That climax will have to wait until next time. The only thing left for you is a good night's sleep.
A fart
There's a first time for everything, including a fart. And yes, this can be super awkward, but also human. Are you thinking: no way, I'm never going to do that? Then think about the festive sounds you can produce after an intense doggy style session. Let’s face it, a bit awkward but no need to make a big deal out of it. It happens and you have no control over it.
You call the wrong name
This blunder is a bit of a thing. In the heat of the moment, you suddenly moan the name of someone else. Good luck explaining that. Role play? Misunderstanding? Not very believable, huh.
